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Song Parodies -> "G-String Bikini"

Original Song Title:

"Daydream Believer"

Original Performer:

The Monkees

Parody Song Title:

"G-String Bikini"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Just monkeyin' around.
I love sunny days, when the girls come out to play
The beach is full of ladies getting' tan
Just can't hold it in, when I view all of that skin
I have to dig a hole to lie in the sand

Wear that dental floss
Make my eyes go cross
In a G-string bikini
You have me at a loss

As you strut with pride, I've my cell phone at my side
The built-in camera, best that I could get
Strangers will all say that you looked real good today
(For) tomorrow you'll be on the internet

Flash those buns of steel
I won't cop a feel
Of that G-string bikini
But you sure have appeal

Pics of tush and chest, got me put under arrest
I guess I sort of got what I deserve
I just couldn't stop, didn't know you were a cop
You didn't have to treat me like a perv

Nice to see what's there
When you're almost bare
In that G-string bikini
We just can't help but stare

Just try to find us, just try!

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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Leah Lockhart - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh, so YOU'RE the stalker! Great thong - I mean, song.
Rick D - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
As Ringo once said, "I'm a mocker"
Johnny D - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Make sure you hide that driftwood, Captain Rod'Rick.
Guy - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Almost obscene-ie. Nice write, Rick.
Adagio - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Hehe...dig a hole. And what for, may I ask? hehe
Rick D - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
You may ask, but only Mari knows....
Diva - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny song!=)
Captain Ahab - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Arrrrrrh, thar he grows!
Old Comedywriter - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
The part about the cellphone was great, and in this biz, ALL the phone numbers start with 555.

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