-> "I'm a Receiver"
Original Song Title:
"I'm a Believer"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I'm a Receiver"
The Lyrics
I store guns and other loot (no bills of sale...)
Bent - with scum I’ve dealt, tough nuts, they be
Mugs are out to get me
Threat displays, extreme
Lockup joint’s the vault of all my schemes
Yeah, come to my place, 'cus I’m a receiver
Bring a case - pick out what you’d like
There’s the rub - I’m a receiver
A wheeler-dealer, don’t deny
I court cash, no point of sale or Visa thing
See the stores I have: excess I’ve got
Docks and trucks supply’n
Here you get wholesale
Yes indeed, no fun buy’n through retail
Got some hot TVs? Well, I’m a receiver
Cheap CDs - much booty can find
Down the pub, I’m a receiver
I’ve got a deal, let’s talk outside
Fuzz was out to get me
They tumbled my regime
To the joint they hauled me (crushed my dreams)
To the wall I face, now I’m a receiver
Sought embrace of route in my hind
In the Scrubs - I’m a receiver
A woody cleaver - I’m a bride!
Yes my rump’s ablaze now I’m a receiver
Re-appraise vocation of mine
Sad I’m a receiver
Sad I’m a receiver...
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