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Song Parodies -> "Australian Democrats ''Democrats are Brainless'"

Original Song Title:

"M*A*S*H* theme ''Suicide is Painless'"

Original Performer:

Theme Song

Parody Song Title:

"Australian Democrats ''Democrats are Brainless'"

Parody Written by:

AussieWitticist

The Lyrics

Based on the M*A*S*H* theme song "Suicide is Painless". Inspired by parody "Dubya is Brainless'' at amiright.comThis work is humorous. If you want to be offended, look elsewhere.THE AUSTRALIAN DEMOCRATS
Chorus 1:
Democrats are brainless
Their plans all are aimless
Make no mistake, start rolling up your sleeves...

And although their Natasha,
Should be Miss Australia,
That doesn't lead me down the lefty way.

Chorus 2:
'Cause Democrats are brainless
Reforms? They want too many,
But I can can vote against them as I please.

Come on now Miss N.S-D.
Obstruction's gone too far you see
It's Double Dissolusion time for me.

(repeat Chorus 2)

Each election you keep losing seats,
Senate Lib'rals hard to beat,
It would be a mighty feat,
Just not to dissipate,

(repeat Chorus 2)

Chorus 3:
Oh Democrats are spineless,
Such a bunch of whiners,
And I will vote against them, as I please.
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Guy - April 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Was it the Dems in Australia that decided to drive on the left side of the road? Well done AW. It's refreshing to see some political parody from another land. 5s.
Aussie Witticist - April 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy. Yeah, probably lol ^_^ .
mandamoo - April 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Good stuff, except for this line 'And although their Natasha, should be Miss Australia' ;-)
Troy - April 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Hahahaha bloody good one, never liked politics, all 5s from this fellow Aussie!!! Great to see more Aussies getting into the parody scene. Check out my parodies on my page http://www.amiright.com/parody/authors/troy.shtml . I did a number of Aussie related parodies of songs, some of my parodies are stereotypical particulary the ones of the archetypal singlet/stubby shorts/thongs wearing yobbo.
Troy - April 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Hahahaha bloody good one, never liked politics, all 5s from this fellow Aussie!!! Great to see more Aussies getting into the parody scene. Check out my parodies on my page http://www.amiright.com/parody/authors/troy.shtml . I did a number of Aussie related parodies of songs, some of my parodies are stereotypical particulary the ones of the archetypal singlet/stubby shorts/thongs wearing yobbo.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes, keep those Aussie parodies coming! If your stomach can handle ruthless stereotypes, I suggest you check out the work of azza&nazza.
Nutty Bird - October 08, 2017 - Report this comment
This sounds just like the demacratic party in every note just what i would say about those demacrats
Spurwing Plover - October 12, 2017 - Report this comment
Demacrats going nowhere fast
Alpha Skua - July 24, 2018 - Report this comment
DEMOCRATS ARE BRAINLESS,IT SEEMS THEIR GOAL IS AIMLESS,ALL TAXES WE SEND,FOR THEM TO TAX AND SPEND,THE DEMOCRATS ARE BRAYING,MORE TAXES THEY ARE SAYING

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