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The Kinks

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I drank it in a club down in old Soho
where you drink champagne and it tastes just like pepsi Cola
C-O-L-A Cola.
I walked up to the barman and I asked him for coke.
"he said you must be jokin cos we only sell pepsi not coca"
C-O-L-A cola co co co cola
Well, I'm not the world's happiest guy,
but when I had a taste of pepsi it taste real nice
Oh my Cola, pe pe pe pepsi, co co co cola
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
why they sell pepsi and Coke is banned
Oh yeah Cola, pe pe pe pepsi co co Cola
Well, I drank 7 up n pepsi and danced all night
under electric candlelight,
So I called for a taxi and I said please
"take me home this pepsi's makin me go crazy"

Well, I'm not the world's most smartest guy,
but when I looked into the cabbies eyes
I almost wanted more cola
Co co co cola, pe pe pe pepsi
I pushed him away. I walked out of the door
I fell to the floor. I got down on my knees.
I looked at him, and he at me.
Well that's the way but I don't want to be gay
I'm just addicted to pe pe pe pepsi co co co cola
Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls.
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,
except for pepsi Pe Pe Pe Pepsi Co Co Co cola
Well I left home just a week ago,
and I never ever kissed a woman before,
Cola smiled and took me by the hand,
it said, "ahev another drink man."
Well I'm not the world's most masculine man,
but I know what I am and that I'm a man,
so is ColaL.
co co co co co cola

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Max - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
It wasn't that great.
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