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Song Parodies -> "Hockey"

Original Song Title:

"You Really Got Me"

Original Performer:

The Kinks

Parody Song Title:


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The Lyrics

Well, it's been a while since my last parody, but I just recently got past my in-born lazynes... At any rate, I thought of this one while listening to the radio, and I must say, for not knowing anything about hockey, I think I did fairly well... Anyway, enjoy!
Hey, I heard the league's recruitin'
And the others don't know what they're doin'
So, I'm playin' hockey now
I've been practicing every night

Yeah, I'm playing hockey now
Up through the ranks I am now really movin'
Oh yeah, I'm gettin' awesome now
My skatin's really become quite a sight

I'm playin' hockey
I'm playin' hockey
I'm playin' hockey

Well, they made me the goalie
So now I'm always stuck on this side
Great, they're coming at me now
That other team is lookin' for a fight

Great, they put me in the box now
That referee doesn't know what he's doin'
Yeah, my time is finally up now
I thought I would be in there all night

I'm playin' hockey
I'm playin' hockey
I'm playin' hockey
Oh, Goal!

Now, I'm missin' all my teeth
I got hit so hard I nearly cried
Plus, my feet are aching now
My skate's are getting way too tight

Well, I'm sick of hockey now
The medical bills are really accruing
Oh yeah, I'm sick of hockey now
I'm going to get out of their sight

I'm quitin' hockey
I'm quitin' hockey
I'm quitin' hockey

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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A bunny named sue - January 20, 2008 - Report this comment
I like the parody (I LOVE hockey), but I'm going to be nit-pickey and object to a factual error. Technically, a goalie wouldn't be sent to the peenalty box. A different player would be sent to serve for the goalie. Sorry if you already know that; I just have to set it straight for everyone who might not be as familiar with the rules of hockey.
Supermeat2005 - January 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Hmm... I was afraid of that... Perhaps, in the future, if I ever intend to record this or something, I'll change some things around... Oh well, at least I got a comment :P Still no votes... Which is especcially strange for a 3-day weekend... Ah well... At any rate, thanks for pointing that out....
Michael Pacholek - January 21, 2008 - Report this comment
If Sanjaya had sung THIS, it would've been worth that girl getting hysterical over! Five for parodying!

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