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Song Parodies -> "Tired Of Eating This Goo"

Original Song Title:

"Tired Of Waiting For You"

Original Performer:

The Kinks

Parody Song Title:

"Tired Of Eating This Goo"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

More about getting old. Dental miseries...
I'm so tired
tired of eating
tired of eating this goo

Real tired
I'm really tired
Tired of gumming this goo

I used to have some teeth
But now I have none so I can't chew
So goo, is all I get fed
all the damn time
Nothing but goo

I could cry
Once I could eat what I want
Eat what I liked
But now I'm sitting here gumming
Everything I eat tastes crummy

Getting real tired
Tired of eating
Tired of gumming this goo

Oh, Christ
I'm tired of gumming
So tired of gumming my food

All of my teeth have holes
I get bad toothaches trying to chew
I can't order a steak out
I am not lying
I "No can do"

Teeth are bad
I cannot chew what I want
This I don't like
I try chewing; my teeth start aching
Codeine; I soon will be taking

Getting real tired
Tired of gumming
Gumming this lousy, soft food

Oh, my
teeth are now aching
I tried to chew on some fruit
Can't do
I'm screwed

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Johnny D - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I just had an appointment for a dental cleaning yesterday, and later this month I get to have a crown replaced...so here's a sympathy vote of 555 you can chew on.
Paul Robinson - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD...hope your choppers are in better shape than mine...
alvin rhodes - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
nice job on this one...the song really doesn't give you much to work with, but you made it work...5s
Paul Robinson - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin...with my teeth I'm used to making do with less than a full complement...
John Barry - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul, the Kinks are one of my favorite bands. This parody, like yesteray's, makes the depressing funny--not easy to do.
Paul Robinson - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, JB...
Claude Prez - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
De teef get no beef? Nice job.
Paul Robinson - October 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Claude. Beef in teef only eh widdel.
Carissa - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
I found this great parody while doing a search of dental stuff because I am in the process of losing some upper teeth (mostly in the back)due to a bone infection. and I just don't want new teeth! I'm going to get a lower facelift and be happy with the teeth I have. So this song really made me LOL! Thanks!

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