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Song Parodies -> "Today"

Original Song Title:

"Today"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Jefferson Airplane

Parody Song Title:

"Today"

Parody Written by:

Ravyn Rant

The Lyrics

Yes, I know. You DKTOS. Please accept my assurance that the pacing is pretty darn close to perfect, and go check out the original. It's really pretty.
Today, I think I'll do what I've not tried before
Today, I may just get a tattoo, or go hunting for boar
I could put on my shoes and take a walk to Peru
Or set off to sea as a cabin girl for a pirate crew

Today, I'd like to shock my Ma, just for some laughs
Today, I'll break a decency law with helpful giraffes
To be drinking beer behind the wheel would not be bright
To go walking nude through a biker bar could start a fight

Today, I could have them streak my hair in green, pink and blue
Today, I'd like to meet some guy in a public loo
I could rope a steer, I could dive for pearls, I could flash the Pope
I could lead a cheer, or read the Word, or just smoke some dope

Sing! Dance! Take off my pants!
Invite all the neighbors to play
I could start today
Start today...

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

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 5   3
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User Comments

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Kristof Robertson - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, Ravyn..I actually Do KTOS! You're right, it is pretty, and this parody is brilliant! 555
John Barry - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
My sentiments exactly, Kristof. Great job, Ravyn!
Johnny D - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
To life! To life! L'chai-im!
L'chai-im, l'chai-im, to life!
alvin rhodes - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
i know this song....it is indeed beautiful...your pacing was excellent and the demented lyrics are a hoot...5s
Ravyn Rant - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you all for the kind words! I really didn't think anyone would remember this one!
Paul Robinson - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Ravyn, yah silly! Of course I know this great old 'Airplane' song. And I really like what you did with it. Great job! 5's. Glad to see someone go back to this eerie era for material. Do some more!
Paul Robinson - March 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Gosh, I wrote a big, long note of praise...and then mentioned the "Great Amiright.com Vote Tabulation Crash of 07/28/04...and the next thing I know my note is GONE! But it was not some sort of parody-poltergeist...my dumb fingers slipped and I hit some key that tossed my words off into the ether...Anyway, this was great...hope some other folks see my note and come over and check it out ~ ~ ~
Paul Robinson - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, this is STILL good...and a shame more folks don't know the OS...

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