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Song Parodies -> "This New Part Of Mine (Can't Make It Through)"

Original Song Title:

"This Old Heart Of Mine (Is Weak For You)"

Original Performer:

The Isley Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"This New Part Of Mine (Can't Make It Through)"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

Oooh, this new part of mine
Filled with so many lines
Didn’t know what to say
Op’ning night OF the play
I remembered some
Dur-ing the wrong scene
They didn’t make sense then
If you know what I mean

I made my FIRST mistake
When I en-TERED from the wrong side
My co-star was passing by
He’s still got double vision from that epic co-llision, I’m an

Act-ing foo-oo-ool
This new part I just can’t make it through
Act-ing foo-oo-ool…stress on “fool”
(Stress on fool!)

These old arms of mine
Flailing around and round
Knocked the mic aside
Scenes without sound

So MAN-y cues I missed
Saw Director with shaking fist
There’s no way to console myself
When the dance scene shoulda happened, had no shoes for tappin’, I’m an

Act-ing foo-oo-ool
This new part’s too hard; can’t mud-dle through
Act-ing foo-oo-ool…stress on “fool”
(Stress on fool!)

(sax solo)

Oooh, in my dressing room
The wrong costume
Not the blushing bride
‘Stead I was the groom
The crowd is booin’ me
Which I think is cruel
Veg-GIES in my face
Sure are-n’t cool, no!

I swear I practiced a hundred times
Without a single “nerves” attack
So much for winning a Tony
No matter how I pouted, critics fumed about it, said an

Act-ing foo-oo-ool
This new part I just can’t make it through
Act-ing foo-oo-ool
This new part’s too hard; can’t mud-dle through
Act-ing foo-oo-ool

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Matthias - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
This is probably going to be the easiest Decathlon competition for you, Arwen, because you're the Queen of Klutz.
MasonR - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
...and that's why I never got into acting. You've staged a great parody here.
alvin - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
funny scenario....especially the veggies line
2Eagle - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
5 standing ovations.
PMS - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Take five. No make that three fives
Jeff Reuben - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Nicely different take on the theme...you got your act together for this one =)
Kristof Robertson - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Have you got any British cousins, Arwen? cause I'm sure the person describes in in my AmDram group. :-) Very silly/hilarious
stuart mcarthur - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
was I the only one to mispredict the meaning of "part" - I'm sure it was all just opening night nerves Arwen - although having two grooms would have needed a bit of explaining - 555
Project Sisyphus - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Can't remember the OS, but this is a cute read! Made me laugh.
bobpiecheese - November 11, 2007 - Report this comment
(Decathlon 2.0) Opening night nerves suck. When one thing goes wrong, a babillion other things are guaranteed to go wrong after it. All hail the Queen of Klutz!
stuart mcarthur - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
(dec2.3) see above - and those vegies in the face can be real nasty, especially those pumpkins
Kristof Robertson - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
(DEC 2.3) See above. Arwen, Arwen; wherefore art thou, Arwen? Oh...face first in the orchestra pit...oops.
Phil Alexander - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
For some reason I was reminded of a line my father wrote in a song (long before you were born), that needs to be sung in one breath - "Lots of crazy words which keep demanding all the breath of me/I have a horrid feeling that they're going to be the death of me".. I can sympathise, Arwen - but things could be worse: do you remember this one? http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/soundofmusic4.shtml
Agrimorfee - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(Dec) Everybody was saying this round was tailor-made for you; I can say you exceeded my expectations! You picked a hard song and made every line count!
Jack Wilson - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
I had an idea for this OS 3 years ago called This Old Fart Of Mine, this was better though,5s
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(Dec2) . . .yeah this is better than "This Old Fart of mine", most definitely. . .Absolutely fantastic Arwen, I particularly like the way you EMPHAsized words in this song.
Mikey Squirrel - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
DEC2- Maybe you should give up acting and just direct. Very good job, Arwen.
Ashkicksass - January 04, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL! I love the collision/double vision line and the pouting at the critics the best. So funny, and so you!

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