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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Glue"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Blue"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Fleetwoods

Parody Song Title:

"Mr. Glue"

Parody Written by:

dobbs

The Lyrics

JMJThe last song was "Allergic to Nuts". Somebody was talking to me as I was typing it.
I've never had win, place, or show
I've always run caboose
I"m not a good horse for running, I know
Seems I'm always bound to lose

My odds aren't really hopeful
At one ninety-five to two
So if you decide to lose money
Bet on Mr. Glue

I'm Mr. Glue
An overweight filly
Out there on the track with a blind eye and a stooped back
And a nasty limp, too
Call me Mr. Glue

I'm Mr. Glue
I ran last at the derby
I just wander around with my nose sniffing at the ground
My days of racing are through
Call me Mr. Glue

I've got it in my sights
Victim of equicide
Sure that I'll find
Factory for my next ride
Call me mister

I'm telling you
My prognostication
Sticking with my past, I'll be stuck way behind in last
Lots of sticking to do
When they make me glue

I've got it in my sights
Victim of equicide
Sure that I'll find
Factory for my next ride
Call me mister

I'm very through
Instable in stable
As far behind as I'm fallin', that loud the shop will be callin'
And I'm hearing it, too
And they 're calling for glue
Call me Mr. Glue

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John Barry - August 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I particularly liked the line "Victim of equicide." 15 furlongs. But wouldn't a filly be "Ms. Glue"?
dobbs - August 15, 2004 - Report this comment
JMJ Shhhhhhhhhhh!
Foghill - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree with Mr.Barry. Gender consistency is sooo important in a song. But this is no big deal here, I mean, we are not Decca Records and we can scratch in appropriate changes as we wish. Please however please write more! This was really funny and being an unconventional subject made it even funnier. Thanks!

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