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Song Parodies -> "Bird God"

Original Song Title:

"Bird Dog"

Original Performer:

The Everly Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Bird God"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

"YOU BETTER REPENT, BROTHER, OR THE LAAARD IS GONNA DAMN YOUR ETERNAL SOUL TO HOT FIERY HELL!!!" Well, Mr. Bible thumper, Hell can't be any hotter than the wind coming out of your mouth....
Thoth is quite the joker (he's a bird)
A very funny joker (he's a bird)
But don't you bow before him (he's a god)
It's a sin just to adore him (what a god)
Thoth is the joker that's been tryin' to steal my worship (he's a bird god)

Thoth sings the O-m chant (like a bird)
He goes on the longest rant (you ever heard)
But though he chants to my gal (get the Midol)
To me he's just a false god (what an idol)
Thoth wants to fly away to Nirvana with my baby (he's a bird god)

Hey bird god, trying to cast a spell
Hey bird god, you're on the way to hell
Bird god I'm gonna thump you with my Bibles
Hey bird god, I'm a born-again hick
Hey bird god, you better repent right quick
Bird god you better find salvation from your idols

Thoth pissed off the fundies (he's a bird)
They act like he's Ted Bundy (he's a bird)
Well, he's a Norse deity now (he's a god)
What he wants he can get now (what a god)
He even made the Bible thumpers act like children

Hey bird god, trying to cast a spell
Hey bird god, you're on the way to hell
Bird god I'm gonna thump you with my Bibles
Hey bird god, I'm a born-again hick
Hey bird god, you better repent right quick
Bird god you better find salvation from your idols
2004 Michael W. McVey

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Adagio - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I've been trying to think of a parody for this song for ages. Good job.
Guy - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job Michael.
Tim Hall - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job!
Adagio - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Enjoyed the parody again.

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