Thoth is quite the joker (he's a bird)
A very funny joker (he's a bird)
But don't you bow before him (he's a god)
It's a sin just to adore him (what a god)
Thoth is the joker that's been tryin' to steal my worship (he's a bird god)

Thoth sings the O-m chant (like a bird)
He goes on the longest rant (you ever heard)
But though he chants to my gal (get the Midol)
To me he's just a false god (what an idol)
Thoth wants to fly away to Nirvana with my baby (he's a bird god)

Hey bird god, trying to cast a spell
Hey bird god, you're on the way to hell
Bird god I'm gonna thump you with my Bibles
Hey bird god, I'm a born-again hick
Hey bird god, you better repent right quick
Bird god you better find salvation from your idols

Thoth pissed off the fundies (he's a bird)
They act like he's Ted Bundy (he's a bird)
Well, he's a Norse deity now (he's a god)
What he wants he can get now (what a god)
He even made the Bible thumpers act like children

Hey bird god, trying to cast a spell
Hey bird god, you're on the way to hell
Bird god I'm gonna thump you with my Bibles
Hey bird god, I'm a born-again hick
Hey bird god, you better repent right quick
Bird god you better find salvation from your idols