Song Parodies -> All I Have to Eat is Beans

Original Song Title:	"All I Have to Do is Dream"
Original Performer:	The Everly Brothers

Parody Song Title:	"All I Have to Eat is Beans"
Parody Written by:	Merry & Pippin

Food and disgusting bodily functions, all wrapped up in one - ought to be a hit! ;-)

Bea-ea-ea-ea-eans, beans, beans, beans
Beea-ea-ea-ea-eans, beans, beans, beans
When I want food - fridge is bare
When I want food - must eat what's there
Whenever I want food - all I have to eat is
Bea-ea-ea-ea-eans, beans, beans, beans

Stocked up on pink, red and white
Garbonzos too - cans of refried
Whenever I want food - all I have to eat is
Bea-ea-ea-ea-eans

I can eat some navies - boil up some favas
Pinto beans night or day
Mix 'em with some old cheese whiz
I'm farting my life away

The only food I've got's legumes
Soon my odors will clear the room
Whenever I want food - all I have to eat is
Bea-ea-ea-ea-eans, beans, beans, beans
Bea-ea-ea-ea-eans

I'm so full of gas - it will never pass
Flatulent night and day
Mix 'em with some old cheese whiz
I'm farting my life away

I'll eat my beans until I die
I mix them in with my stir fry
Whenever I want food - all I have to eat is
Bea-ea-ea-ea-eans, beans, beans, beans
Bea-ea-ea-ea-eans

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Duy DiRito - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment

If songs had smell this one would be aromatic! Beans, beans the mucical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot, the more you toot the better you feel, so eat the beans at ever-ry meal!

royce miller - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment

Merry & Pippin--This too, will pass!

Pat Carrasco - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment

:) I think I will leave the room (liked it!

Billy Florio - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment

Nice job Merry and Pippin, but I think the song was from the 50s

Claude Prez - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment

I'll never hear this song again without thinking of "Cheez-Whiz." Excellent.

bono - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment

excellent

mandamoo - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment

What's that cheese stuff ? ? Baked beans oh baked beans............! Ha !

LynC - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment

Bravo!!

Michael Pacholek - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment

Rest in peace, Felice Bryant, who just died, who wrote this, and so many other Everly Brothers hits -- and the University of Tennessee fight song, "Rocky Top" -- with her husband Boudleaux Bryant, in 1958. "Cousin Brucie" Morrow, the legendary New York disc jockey now at oldies station CBS-FM (101.1) has called "All I Have to Do Is Dream" his favorite song.

Little Lion - September 04, 2003 - Report this comment

My brother and I laughed till we cried! Two thumbs up!

I wish I was Bob Geldof - January 13, 2005 - Report this comment

My Ex-wife and I use to have farting contests after a night of eating baked beans and drinking cheap alcohol. This parady brought back some wonderful memeries that came of of a troubled and bleek marriage!!!

karen - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment

Spending my tea break trawling through the M and P back catalogue. 5-5-5 from me on this one

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Song Parodies -> All I Have to Eat is Beans

"All I Have to Do is Dream"

The Everly Brothers

"All I Have to Eat is Beans"

Merry & Pippin

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