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Song Parodies -> "Red Rubber Doll"

Original Song Title:

"Red Rubber Ball"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Cyrkle

Parody Song Title:

"Red Rubber Doll"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

The original song was written by Paul Simon.
I should have known
She'd treat me so right
If I just keep enough air in her
She'll be mine every night
The guy at the adult store
Told me she was guaranteed
I surely got my money's worth
She gives me what I need

And I know I'm gonna feel all right
Loneliness is over now
The morning sun is shining
On my red rubber doll

Every young girl
I've been with in the past
Has given me such problems
I knew none of them would last
The one that's in my bed right now
Won't whimper or complain
And I make good time in traffic
When I use the car pool lane

And I know I'm gonna feel all right
Loneliness is over now
The morning sun is shining
On my red rubber doll

She does no chores
She's only there for sex
If she does nothing else
It's still more than my "ex"
She doesn't eat or gain a pound
Get sick or ever age
And if I come home drunk
She doesn't fly into a rage

And I know she's gonna feel all tight
Loneliness is over now
The morning sun is shining
On my red rubber doll
Rad and Mad ---Now Mari is sick. We share everything.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 14

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Leah Lockhart - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny! but DKTOS. Feel better Mari!
Johnny D - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
So we are the boys who parody toys - Oy ! Great job Rick, 5's. Get better, Mari, I'm thinkin' of ya.
Spaff.com - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
I can TOTALLY relate, Slam. Er, I mean, with the carpool lane stuff.
Jonathan C. - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
What every boy wants for Christmas. Good job, Rick.
Paul Robinson - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Rick D, nice one. I only had a few minutes on the site today, real busy. From the "Comments" section it looks like I should be looking at some of the last couple days parody posting. A bunch of lively exchanges. I was in such a hurry I ALMOST forgot to enter my vote for this one. Like somebody did on my "Morons & Lilian" parody. See, I know "The Onederer" was roaming around on that song and I happen to know the person who put in the 5-5-5 because I stood over him with a hammer here at work while he voted (he told me he loved it and I had played the CD for him so his vote for from the heart, just needed a little coaxing). So that's two votes and that's all the ones posted there. So.....LEAH, you liked my parody, right? And Lord knows I've been in such a hurry to spew my comments that on occasion I've forgotten to "Submit" my vote. Gotta go, see ya all tomorrow.
Montebello this is Jeff - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice. Me likee. Rick, I'm very proud of myself because I managed to figure out what DKTOS means (Leah's comment). Am I ready for management now? Get well, Mari, but don't take any drugs with phenylproplymina-whatever-it-is that just got recalled by the FDA. (Just about 80% of the over-the-counter cold remedies on the market)
Adagio - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
What's DKTOS? Can we say the 's' word? guess so..your's is here...and funny....:D
Leah Lockhart - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Don't Know The Original Song... just made it up cuz I'm too lazy to type.
Diva - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Get well soon, Mari! Funny parody, Rick!
Michael Pacholek - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Fours on merit, and one more for being able to sneak this one past the censor! He shoots, he scores!
Adagio - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) 5's
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 06, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABCs) Your ego would have been deflated if you tried submitting this nowadays! Some hilarious work here, and the comment at the bottom was enough to make a hardened criminal cringe, a sure sign of greatness! *inflating noise* 5 *inflating noise* 5 *inflating noise* 5 *BANG!*
Phil Alexander - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Tee hee... say, Rick - don't forget to keep it lubricated (http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/avrillavigne118.shtml)
Agrimorfee - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC)As Bryan Ferry most luxuriously warbled in Roxy Music's "In Every Dream Home a Heartache": "I blew you up, but you blew my mind..."555
Johnny D - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Tee hee... say, Rick - don't forget to hide it from your frat brothers...
"Inflatable Woman".
Johnny D - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above.......The URL for my shameless plug of "Inflatable Woman" is....
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/theguesswho12.shtml
Paul Robinson - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick D - What? You mean you didn't buy the "self-cleaning" model? 5's. You know, I remember sitting on the beach at Playa Del Rey (It sounds a lot nicer than it really is (or was, either), although it wasn't all that bad back in the 60's), listening to this song, and others, on one of those chintzy, tinny portable radios. It was fun - except the time I fell asleep and got the absolutely horrendously painful sunburn...
Paul Robinson - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Forgot to mention in my comments - this is for the (ABC) contest.
Peregrin - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick, you're a very strange man indeed! Almost as strange as Johnny! If that's possible! Good one!
Guy - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC's) You stole Bud Bundy's woman! I like the part where you use her in the car pool lane.
EmiLoca - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Superb, Mr. Duncan! The best sexual education I've received since 8th grade.
John Jenkins - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
A lot of good lines, Rick, particularly the carpool lane and the "ex" lines.
martha - September 11, 2004 - Report this comment
very witty Rick great lines very sharp! as the others have said ..hope Mari is feelin better....
neminem - September 12, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) I was gonna say exactly what Jenkins said above. So yeah, what Jenkins said, with the added note that you got 5'd.
Claude Prez - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Voted on this the other day; funny stuff. Hey, I didn't know Paul Simon wrote the original. I guess I thought Neil Diamond did, since he covered it. Thanks for the info-tainment.
Jeff Reuben - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM--Excellent job!
ABC's OF PARODIES ROUND "R" SILVER MEDAL - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
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