Song Parodies -> Ya Chew Gum Gum Gum!

Original Song Title:

"Da Doo Ron Ron Ron"

Original Performer:

The Crystals

  
Parody Song Title:

"Ya Chew Gum Gum Gum!"

Parody Written by:

Alex Zander

For all those smokers out there whose tried to quiet smoking!
I quit smokin Monday and I'm edgy still
Ya Chew Gum Gum Gum, Ya Chew Gum Gum Gum
My Blood's boiling for that nicotien fill
Ya Chew Gum Gum Gum, Ya Chew Gum Gum Gum

Yes, i live longer
Yes, make's me stronger
And when i'm really craving it
Ya Chew Gum Gum Gum, Ya Chew Gum Gum Gum

I've Tried lots of patches but they rearly did work
Ya Chew Gum Gum Gum, Ya Chew Gum Gum Gum
I've taken to coffee but isnt a perk!
Ya Chew Gum Gum Gum, Ya Chew Gum Gum Gum

Yes, Smoking is cool
Yes, Smoked at school
And before i walked home
Ya Chew Gum Gum Gum, Ya Chew Gum Gum Gum

Go to the shop for a pack of nicotien gum
Ya Chew Gum Gum Gum, Ya Chew Gum Gum Gum
Cost real pricey, but ya cravin's numb
Ya Chew Gum Gum Gum, Ya Chew Gum Gum Gum

Yes, cough alot less
Yes, life was a mess
And quieting's thing to do!
Ya Chew Gum Gum Gum, Ya Chew Gum Gum Gum

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Ya Chew Gum Gum Gum, Ya Chew Gum Gum Gum

(repeat & fade)

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TJC - October 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny coughshinary tale!

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