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Song Parodies -> "Jacky Chirac"

Original Song Title:

"Yackety Yak"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Coasters

Parody Song Title:

"Jacky Chirac"

Parody Written by:

Rick Cormier

The Lyrics

I took a week off and, intentionally didn't write anything but, this OS just stuck in my head. I couldn't think of a more fitting subject for "Yackety Yak" than Jacques Chirac.
You're in the papers talkin' trash
Americans give you a rash
If we had left you in the war
You wouldn't speak in French no more
Jacky Chirac (take that back)

You took French lessons, the result
You look down your nose and insult
Your army sure knows how to fight
Like Kitty Hawk, they're "First in Flight"
Jacky Chirac (turn your back)

You'd play Clouseau with such panache
If you could just grow a moustache
Your speeches really are a gas
Because you're talkin' out your ass
Jacky Chirac (take that back)

You're givin' people dirty looks
"The British don't know how to cook"
You speak so rudely, with such pride
In what, I really can't decide
Jacky Chirac (turn your back)

Jacky Chirac, Jacky Chirac
Jacky Chirac, Jacky Chirac

(Fade Out)
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AFW - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Very well done...some sharp and really good French un-Dressing here..upper fives
John Barry - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Très bien! Je te donne cinqs.
Stuart McArthur - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
yes, and it's egg on jack's dial, after the Olympic announcement - looks like it's English food for those French athletes in 2012, Rick - great work - 555
alvin rhodes - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
delightfully goofy......5s....in paris, they have these motorcycles equipped with vacuum devices to slurp up dog poo...the french lovingly call them "chiracs"
Peter Andersson - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Poor Jacques! Maybe we should send Paris Hilton to the Paris Hilton to brighten his nights in Paris.
Bob Gomez - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Very funny stuff. But you gotta admit, they make great wine. d;:^)
Kramer - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Bob, they are great whiners, aren't they!
pickle - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I heard BBC Radio York's presenters having a go at Chirac when I was on holiday - they were calling him the Crazy Frog!
Phil Alexander - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
:-D (and Peter - I think Chirac's persona non grata in Paris at the moment: the Mayor there has been complaining that his anti-Brit carping actually cost them the Olympics. :-D indeed)
Johnny D - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Voulez-vous des FREEDOM FRIES avec ca ? 555
Michael Pacholek - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty good as far as being funny, but let's get real, shall we? Sure, if it wasn't for America in 1918 and 1944, Jacques Chirac would be speaking German today. But if it wasn't for France in 1778, George W. Bush would be speaking English today! Peter: Please, Paris Hilton isn't THAT easy.
Olvan The Terrible - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
The pacing is impeccable, and the overall mood of the parody stays true to the humorous nature of TOS. Trois cinqs.
Rick C - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Merci AFW, JAB, Mr. McAuthor, alvin, Peter, Bob, Kramer, pickle, Phil, JD, MP et OTT.
Tim Mayfield - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Wunderbar!! Very good! 5's
Rick C - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL, Michael Pacholek! I can always count on you to find a different perspective!

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