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Song Parodies -> "Scanned By The Man"

Original Song Title:

"Stand By Your Man"

Original Performer:

The Blues Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Scanned By The Man"

Parody Written by:

Parody Pete

The Lyrics

Sometimes it's hard to board an airplane
When, of TSA, we're not a fan
There's so much waiting,
Humiliating,
So many items now, they ban
Makes nerves unravel
When we travel
We've had about all that we can stand
Poke prods around us
Eeeew, that one found us,
Too close to home base. not so grand

Scanned by the man
Empty our pockets, thank you
Government's right to skank you
Spots - just meant for - your Only..

Scanned by the man
None of us whom adore it,
but still, we must stand for it
Security's a needed plan,
Scanned by the man..

Scanned by the man
We'd like to tell them shove it
Hey, Buster, better watch your hand!
Scanned...by...the man...

Scanned by the man..

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Patrick - May 26, 2015 - Report this comment
Doesn't look like I'll be flying anywhere soon. Just hope they don't start putting TSA flunkies in my driveway. Nicely rhymed. A good, old style parody.

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