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Song Parodies -> "Curl"

Original Song Title:

"Girl"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Curl"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Is there any sport on earth that is so tru-ly boring?
I suggest that curling is that way
With some guys, some brooms and skates and stones
It is a worry
Winter ‘lympic sport is wet to play
Ah curl! (whoosh!) Curl!

Men in sync, but what a mime, I'm cryin' “Och! Mo cre-ach!”
We thrill surely seein' those teapots fly
Then they polishes the ice with sticks
Like hockey schizo
Once released, ensure their stones' align
Ah, curl! (swish!) Curl!

See that stone get curled and spins around
So friction's spare use peely tool!
(scritch scritch scritch scritch scritch scritch)
Hypnotized - can't look away
For this on cable I must pay?
Too cruel, cruel, cruel, cruel!
Curl! (whish!) Curl!

Freezing cold, then Sweden won
This day they'll always treasure
TV I abandoned, went to bed
Hopin' when I'm not awake
My brain this sport erasures
Damn! It filled my dreams all night instead!
Ah curl! (swoosh!) Curl!

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Royce Miller - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
It's frightening how many Beatles songs I don't know...but your lyrics are so interesting, as always. And curling...what words can describe that?
MasonR - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
OK you Beatles trivia fans...which Beatle movie did this exceedingly boring winter sport appear in? Great parody!
Jeff Reuben - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
You're dissing my sport...very sad :P
Peregrin - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Did you say 'sport', Jeff? LOL!
ford - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Very nice guys.
alvin rhodes - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
best one i read today....and curling appeared in the movie "help"
Jeff Reuben - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes, the sport that involves repeated lifting of a beverage from the table to the lips...curling, right? =)
John Jenkins - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done, good sound effects. I agree that watching curling is a good cure for insomnia.
Stuart McArthur - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
I prefer watch my fingernails curl - sure it takes 18 months, but it's more interesting - 555
mandamoo - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Hahaha........priceless !!! I was having a good giggle as I sang along to this ! Well done as usual, you two !
Ravyn Rant - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
This was great, but what's wrong with curling? I think televised golf is duller than curling. But what the hey, you can play either game drunk, right? :)
Johnny D - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes, curling appeared in "Help!" as alvin said ... the bad guys replaced a curling stone with a bomb that had a ridiculously-obvious fuse, I think. Cool parody, hobbits. And I can see how curling might be better when drunk --- exhaled alcohol fumes would help melt the ice in front of the stone! Stone...stone...hmm, maybe curling would be fun stoned, too..."Hey, man, watch where you're sweeping that thing, man, you're FREAKIN' ME OUT, MAN!"
Peregrin - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL, the one guy's identity is revealed a little further, obviously a person who likes curling! A person of scottish or scandinavian background perchance!
neminem - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Hmm. Don't know the game, but I think a math parody needs to be written with the same name :).
Mark - February 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Okay...making fun of The Beatles! I admit, I loved this!

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