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Song Parodies -> "For Noah"

Original Song Title:

"For No One"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"For Noah"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

This is the third parody in our continuing Bible Parody Series, following "MacEden Park" and "Cain."
To sin strays, no one prays
Mankind's appalled the Lord, He's kind of fingered them
So He will bid them a-dieu'

Concocts up a mock-up
An Ark so fine and tells ol' Noah "There's no hurry'
See your work proceeds, dude"

For seas on high - use no life rings
Design and build took hundred years!
Sighed poor Noah
"A flood that's big's expected here"

Though cubits seem stupid
No sweat, I won't use feet or those in-ches (No' shakes his head'
He thinks a screw's loose!)

"And in your Ark - some beasts stuff in!
Those animals in twos, not threes"
Tried poor Noah'
The flood went roughly half a year

Slew rains come, she floats out
It's such a balm for No' to know Japheth and Shem and Ham
His kin did heed him

The flood breaks, the sun bakes
From mountain high the waters sink, they've fled, a rainbow spreads
O'er Ararat here

And Genesis tells you one thing
A single dove caused happy tears
Cried by Noah
His flood went roughly half a year'

(....and now, let's go give thanks and sacrifice some unicorns...)

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 18

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Tim Hall - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Know 1 can hear you dream - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment
This gives me an idea, but the two of you are actually much more qualified than me to do it so I'm gonna pass it over. Check your mail on the message board.
alvin rhodes - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment
love the biblical parodies....this one's a beaut...5s
mandamoo - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
YAY ! M&P's back.....AND in fine form ! Brilliant !
Jeff Reuben - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done, a flood of applause is coming!

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