-> "For Noah"
Original Song Title:
"For No One"
Parody Song Title:
To sin strays, no one prays
Mankind's appalled the Lord, He's kind of fingered them
So He will bid them a-dieu'
Concocts up a mock-up
An Ark so fine and tells ol' Noah "There's no hurry'
See your work proceeds, dude"
For seas on high - use no life rings
Design and build took hundred years!
Sighed poor Noah
"A flood that's big's expected here"
Though cubits seem stupid
No sweat, I won't use feet or those in-ches (No' shakes his head'
He thinks a screw's loose!)
"And in your Ark - some beasts stuff in!
Those animals in twos, not threes"
Tried poor Noah'
The flood went roughly half a year
Slew rains come, she floats out
It's such a balm for No' to know Japheth and Shem and Ham
His kin did heed him
The flood breaks, the sun bakes
From mountain high the waters sink, they've fled, a rainbow spreads
O'er Ararat here
And Genesis tells you one thing
A single dove caused happy tears
Cried by Noah
His flood went roughly half a year'
(....and now, let's go give thanks and sacrifice some unicorns...)
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