-> "I Saw His Body Hair"
Original Song Title:
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Parody Song Title:
"I Saw His Body Hair"
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Well, he was tall, he was lean
You know what I mean
After just one look, all I could do was sta-are
But I quickly moved to another (Ooooh)
When I saw his body hair
When he winked at me
First glance couldn't see
That his back and neck were covered with thick fu-ur
He could've been ol' Kong's brother (Ewww)
Did you see his body hair?
If I'd had a loom
Could have filled the room
With a back hair blanket fi-ine...
Whoah, he filled me with fright
But I danced to be polite
I was more than kind, I think that you'd concu-ur
I'd have preferred death, with my druthers (Pewww)
Could not stand his body hair
Now he's filled with gloom
"Damn my fuzzy doom!"
His advances I decli-ined...
He could have been my knight
If he'd trimmed it up just right
But his hair's too long; I want a smooth monsieu-ur
I can't run the risk, I'd be smothered (Ooooh)
In his mounds of body hair
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