-> "Hey, When I Wanna (My typical dating cycle)"
Original Song Title:
"Lady Madonna"
Parody Song Title:
"Hey, When I Wanna (My typical dating cycle)"
The Lyrics
Hey, when I wanna
Sexy guy to meet
I just drop my keys and stoop by his feet
Then if he's funny
Half my night is spent
One, two, three sexy winks--his will is bent
Friday night
Arrives with pretty flowers
Sunday morning starts to call me "Hun"
Monday he is fully in my powers
I'm having fun
Find out I'm gonna
He's kind of a pest
Wonder if another would be the best
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
(is he still talking?)
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
(i wonder if i could fake an aneurism)
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
(i might not have to fake it)
I need a gun!
Quit now, I wanna
He's out on the bed
I'm here in the bathroom 'cause I'm filled with dread
Tuesday evening's date is never ending
Wednesday night I decide that he's dumb
Thursday morning email I'll be sending
"You're not The One!"
So now I wanna
Hot new guy to meet
I just drop my keys and stoop by his feet...
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