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Song Parodies -> "Tic in Her Eye"

Original Song Title:

"Ticket to Ride"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Tic in Her Eye"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Her wink is really too bad
Her wink is astray - yeah
This whirl's enlivening but odd
It's batting away

She's got a tic in her eye
She's got a tic in her eye-i-i
She's got a tic in her eye
Yeah she can't stare!

That lid is getting flutt'ry
It's pulsating now - yeah
I just never can see
Her iris ungowned

She's got a tic in her eye
She's got a tic in her eye-i-i
She's got a tic in her eye
Yeah she can't stare!

Her eyebrow's always gliding awry
She's gotta blink twice
An optic misdight you see
Before a single second goes by
She's gotta blink thrice
Need lotta optometry

Got twinges so myriad
Eye pulse is displayed - yeah
Her Tourettes' thriving like chads
In Miami-Dade - yeah

Ah she's got a tic in her eye
She's got a tic in her eye-i-i
She's got a tic in her eye
Yeah she can't stare!

Attention called away from her smile
She gotta jinxed face
It kinda do frighten me
Be tragic if she's growing a sty
Erratic quick pace
Is not-a enticing me

Have misgivings, you see
Her eyes might run down - yeah
Twitch to such a degree
'Fraid they'll run aground

Ah she's got a tic in her eye
She's got a tic in her eye-i-i
She's got a tic in her eye
Yeah she can't stare!

My baby can't stare
My baby can't stare
My baby can't stare
My baby can't stare
My baby can't stare
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Adagio - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny! 5's
Arwen - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
First a miller moth in my ear...now a tick in some girl's eye...oh wait...not THAT kind of a tick...=) Nice work, my little halflings...5s!
Johnny D - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
"Her Tourettes' thriving like chads
In Miami-Dade - yeah"

LOL! Lines like THAT prove that you have Valar-brains in your Hobbit-heads! 555
Ashkicksass - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I too enjoyed the line Tourette's line. This is great!
John Barry - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
A perfect vision. I too loved the "Tourettes" verse.
Melhi - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Laugh out loud funny!
alvin rhodes - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
i'm gonna stick ya with fi-hives... i'm gonna stick ya with fi-hi-hives
Meriadoc - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you everyone! And Arwen, your 'crickets' was our inspiration!
MasonR - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Great one, nudge, nudge, wink, wink!
Arwen - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Hooray! I just LOVE it when I inspire people...even more when I inspire Hobbits...even if it is to write songs about annoying eye twitches...it's all about making an impression, folks!! Now...if you could kindly pen a quick parody of "You're the Inspiration," I'd really appreciate it....hehehe...; )
Shannon Vance - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
5's because this song will never be the same again....
mandamoo - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Hahaha ! I thought at first, this was gonna be about one of those pesky little blood suckers ! Brilliant stuff you two !
Phil Alexander - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
OIC...
Diva - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Blinking wonderfull! lololololol!
kerry cossins - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Strangely weird.. well thought out and visual images abound
Meriadoc - June 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks so much everyone - Beatles' songs make for such great parody fodder! :-D

And Kerry, thanks for dropping in and adding a comment! :-)
CeramicsFanatic - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Brilliant! You guys really worked this one out well! :-)
Jeff Reuben - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Wasn't there a commercial with something like this? Probably stole your idea =)
Spaff.com - July 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh. Nice work as usual. Great title sub.
Jared - July 18, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) All fives, hobbitses, giod luck in the SOTM Competiton (Not like you'll need it)
Adagio - July 18, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Very funny!! 5's
(Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) A big TIC from me! Great work!
Claude Prez - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Great idea; very well done.
Johnny D - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
John Jenkins - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Very clever, funny parody - particularly the "chads in Miami Dade" lines.
ethan - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
am i missing some sort of double meaning in this it seems a bit too simple for a hobbits parody
2nz - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Have I mentioned lately how much I enjoy the sound-alikes you two come up with? 'She gotta blink twice' was my favorite here. Good job throughout.

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