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Song Parodies -> "Pest Array"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Pest Array"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Pest array
Crawlies, fumble for that Ortho spray
Foul earwigs, rats, roaches - need to slay
Oh I'm aggrieved by pest array

Buggin' me
Crawled all over flan and iced my tea
Feel that skid row now is where I be
Oh pest array came buggin' me

Spy three cock-r-oach
They encroach
On my soufflé
But it's their swansong
Gave the gong to pest array-ay-ay-ay

Pest array
Till I sprayed them, much to their dismay
How the fleas and lice all died away
Oh I relieved this pest array

Buzz zzzz zzzz zzzz zzz zz z....t !

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Royce Miller - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
don't think I've ever seen the word "flan" in a parody; I love flan-burnt carmel to some people
mac - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done.
Guy - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Pests there be,
Cannot share my home with roach and flea,BR> Bomb the whole house out with Ortho spray,
And end this household pest array.

See what you did, you got this song stuck in my head now. Well done. 5s.
Jan Unwin - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job!! This sort of goes along with my parody of the day, "I Believe I'm a Fly".
Melhi - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Gotta say
Creepy crawlies keep the ones at bay
Made me giggle, overall it's great
So, now I leave
A fives array
Adagio - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job! 5's
alvin rhodes - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
too funny....loved the "encroach on my souffle"....5s
Rice Cube - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
4/5/4...I have to be honest, I had to go through a few times to get the pacing juuuuuuuuust right, but that's the way most of our own parodies are, I liked the idea a lot though :-)
Tim Hall - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody produces a great buzz! Nice job!
Mikey - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
pretty good!
Meriadoc - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone! Jan, I took a look at yours. Alvin, we must thank Pippin for that excellent soufflé line. Rice, yes, sometimes we have to stretch the pacing a bit, especially when the thought changes halfway thru a line and we must put in a pesky dash - - -
mandamoo - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry I'm catch phrase of the day I'm afraid. Anyway, I digress... This is fantastic ! You two always come up with such novel themes !
Diva - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Cute stuff , M&P!
Johnny D - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
5's, and now I'm waiting for you to do "Insects and Peppermints" !
the bono - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Always fast paced and witty..

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