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Song Parodies -> "Sheer Lewdness"

Original Song Title:

"Dear Prudence"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Sheer Lewdness"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Just noticing a trend lately.... ;-)
Sheer lewdness, Chuck made sex go awaaay
Sheer lewdness, keep from randy pla-a-a-aaaay
Now puns are up, entendres too
And soon we're stuck with songs 'bout poo
Sheer lewdness, how we miss you today

Sheer crudeness, poopin's compromiiiise
Sheer crudeness, pee makes funny rhy-y-y-yyyymes
Foul winds will blow as turds go ping
Let's raise a fart and joke 'bout rings
Sheer crudeness, body functions on the rise

Sing of mounds, brown (brown brown brown brown brown brown brown brown)
Farty sounds, sounds sounds (sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds)
So profound..!

Sheer crudeness, write about your piiiles
Sheer crudeness, keep a piddle fi-i-i-iiile
Espoused will be a doodie reign
And sweat and spew and bile refrains
Sheer lewdness, how we miss that naughty style

Sheer crudeness, scat's a grim exposé
Sheer crudeness, grab the Lysol spra-a-a-aaay
Commode seat's up, bidet's full l'eau
A urinal of low brow flow
Sheer lewdness, please bring cum back today

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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sloatead - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
an anti-poo parody parody, love it, 5's
Michael Pacholek - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Even if this one was awful, I still would've given it all fives for sentiment. Bravo! Or is that Brava? Or both? (Now, let's not start that again!)
Claude Prez - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I can't believe you said "piddle file" without mentioning Michael Jackson. Still, great job.
mandamoo - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment unashamedly dirty, you guys ! ;-D Terribly descriptive and I love it !
Diva - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Everyone tiptoes around the sex subjects. I'd say you you've jumped in with all four feet. Good Work on your commentary!
Paul Robinson - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Meriadoc - Liked your's, too.

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