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Song Parodies -> "Pizza Hut Driver"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Pizza Hut Driver"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Pizza Hut driver (Pizza Hut driver)

There's sign that's magnetized astride my roof
That says pizza and it makes me look a goof
Placed in a thermal bag you're pizza's here
I'm a lazy slob so I want to be a Pizza Hut driver
Pizza Hut driver

I'm a flirting boring pizza-shirted man
Spend my stinking life in this dirty van
Your food's last cooking I could tell you tales
It's a crappy job - still I want to be a Pizza Hut driver
Pizza Hut driver

Pizza Hut driver (Pizza Hut driver)

I'm a mad road rager and the tips are few
Must be piping warm or they'll can me too
If it takes too long sure folks will be hostile
Is your change correct? I'm a very crabby Pizza Hut driver
Pizza Hut driver

With erratic driving, I don't see no sights
And I blast thru' zillion reddened traffic lights
And my van's all dented, it can hardly steer
And it's got no brakes 'cus the pay it sucks for Pizza Hut drivers
Pizza Hut driver

Pizza Hut driver (Pizza Hut driver)

Pizza Hut driver (Pizza Hut driver)
Pizza Hut driver (Pizza Hut driver)

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Guy - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Pizza hell out of me why they drive that way. Now I know. I'll take a 5 cheese combo, pay with a 5 and give ya a nickle tip, ok?
Number 5 - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Being the 5th voter, 5's all around. :D
Stray Pooch - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
This is a pretty cheesy parody. But that's just crusty old pooch talkin'! I guess I'm getting a bit saucy! I'd better stop these puns; It could create a domino effect . . . :D Great job!! 555!
Spaff.com - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Awesome title sub, Dude. Awesome. And only you can get away with criminal lines like the second one in the last verse.
Peregrin - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you all. Spaff : Eh? Where? Which parody are you reading? What second last verse line?
sloatead - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
5's, but next time, no anchovies
mandamoo - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Pardon me, but no puns here. Love it !
Michael Pacholek - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
These comments are peppered with praise. It's really mushrooming.
Tim Hall - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job. Since pizza delivery drivers are out on the roads, I will not play in traffic. ;-)
Claude Prez - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey! I delivered pizza for years and...well, okay pretty accurate (actually I loved it--the job and the parody)
Phil Alexander - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Personally, I'd say the only criminal line's the third one in the first verse... other than that :-D
Johnny D - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll have anchovies on mine!
Peregrin - February 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Well spotted Phil - I am blaming that directly on Merry, but I am irritated I let it slip through our checking process, grrrrr !
Jeff Reuben - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know Merry, I thought this was pretty good! Of course, I am biased to Pizza Hut.
Ashkicksass - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I actually had a Pizza Hut Driver get in a car accident on his way to my house once. No kiddin'. Oh, and GREAT parody!
Tim Hall - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Gather 'round the 5's
Rob H - February 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Funny! I used to be a Pizza Hut Driver, and the pay does SUCK!
Dave W. - January 27, 2013 - Report this comment
Dominoes knows a good parody when they see one.... They advertised right above it

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