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Song Parodies -> "Everybody's Got Anger Inside 'Cept for Me and This Honkey"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me and My Monkey"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Everybody's Got Anger Inside 'Cept for Me and This Honkey"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Getting down to the last of the Beatles mockerys. Whew! Don't ask me what this one means. The original was nonsense, too.
'Sup 'sup 'sup 'sup 'sup 'sup 'sup
C'mon don't call me "boy"
C'mon don't call me "boy"
I'll whup you 'side the haid now
I'll whup you 'side the haid now
Got an Uzi Got an Uzi
Everybody's got anger inside
'Cept for me and this honkey

The deeper the s**t, the higher the flies
The higher the flies, the deeper the s**t
So g'wan g'wan
Got me a bigger 'tude
Got me a bigger 'tude
Got me a song that's cheesy
Got me a song that's cheesy
Gotta please me, gotta please me
Everybody's got anger inside
'Cept for me and this honkey

The bigotry's in if you let it all out
The bigotry's out if you let me come in
So g'wan g'wan
G'wan it's such a life
G'wan it's such a life
My gang's the bigger gang
My gang's the bigger gang
Kinda crazy, Kinda crazy
Everybody's got anger inside
'Cept for me and this honkey
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Jeff Reuben - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Not bad. I need to listen to more Beatles songs though =)
Rick D - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
This was one of the hardest. The original didn't make sense. It's repetitious. And the title sucks. And yet I see on here that some else has attempted it, and done better. Man!
Claude Prez - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Actually, I liked the title (mostly cause I think "honkey" is inherently a funny word). Considering what you had to work with not bad at all.
Wild Man - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Don't give up, your almost there!
Adagio - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah...'honk' 'honk'...reminds me of clowns
Michael Pacholek - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
A tough one, especially since Billy Florio already nailed this one with "Everybody's Got Something They Want, And It Is Mostly My Money." It didn't occur to me, having done parodies for 29 out of 30 big-league baseball teams, how tough it would be to do all 200-odd Beatle songs -- though, without exactly trying, I have done much of the Billy Joel catalog.
Billy Florio - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Its pretty good Claude
Rick D - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Yours is still better, and more comprehensible.

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