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Song Parodies -> "Please Freeze Me"

Original Song Title:

"Please Please Me"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Please Freeze Me"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Since I started, now I have to finish. More Beatle parodies. I think I saw one on here with this title, but I'll read it after I post this. '96.
Last year I got a fatal sickness
And it has gotten me scared witless
Come on come on come on come on
Freeze freeze me oh yeah
Till there's a cure

I know that science makes advances
So I think I will take my chances
Come on come on come on come on
Freeze freeze me oh yeah
Till there's a cure

There may be a cure much later
Get me a refrigerator for me
(Come and store me)
I don't mind a little cold
Let's see if the future holds true
Oh yeah So let's go make me blue

Last year they stuck me in a flower hill
I guess I should have paid the power bill
Come on come on come on come on
Freeze freeze me oh yeah
Till there's a cure

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Ted Williams - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
This was terrible.
Michael Pacholek - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Aw, Ted's just bitter 'cause his Sox choked AGAIN. I liked it.
Rick D - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Don't lose your head, Ted
Timothy Leary and Gene Roddenberry - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey Ted, you should have come with us on the RIP-Rocket...but you weren't dead yet (you were feelin' much better).

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