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Song Parodies -> "Pay-per-View Watcher"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Pay-per-View Watcher"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Since I started, now I have to finish. More Beatle parodies.
Pay-per-view watcher,watcher ,watcher

Dear cable service will you plug me in
There's sex-filled channel, wanna watch the sin
A day long special Wrestlemania
I'm a couch potato and I want to be a
Pay-per-view watcher
Pay-per-view watcher

There's a ton of movies that I gotta see
They got bad reviews, it doesn't bother me
No commercials, sixty bucks a month
But there's lots of naked women when you are a
Pay-per-view watcher
Pay-per-view watcher

There's a concert special, there's a Howard Stern
There's a lot of useless stuff that I can learn
Just charge it on my Visa credit card
I will order pizza and stay in cause I'm a
Pay-per-view watcher

I love the violence and profanity
There's a world of wonder here in my T.V.
All I need is next week's T.V. guide
And my life is full cause I'm a satisfied
Pay-per-view watcher

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Total Votes: 1

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John Jenkins - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good, Rick.
Steve Kalafut - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh, how true.
Claude Prez - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Great stuff today as usual Rick.
Michael Pacholek - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Another slam for Duncan.
Johnny D - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Crisp and slick !

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