It's been a long time now I'm
Under control
I've been a big guy that's why
I've got a goal

Weight
It's what makes me what I am
I'm a large and flabby man

I want a new me, fat free
Healthy and hale
And I will get there I swear
That I won't fail

Weight
It has always been with me
Soon my kneecaps I will see

I feel as though I'm made of dough
I think I weigh six hundred three
But I will skimp on breaded shrimp
And soon a blimp I will not be

It's been a long time now I'm
Thin as a rail
Been losing pounds fast I'm past
Sitting in jail

Weight
Oh that prison food is bad
I threw up more than I had

Though it's no fun I lost a ton
I think I weigh a hundred three
I think I could eat balsa wood
It tastes so good now that I'm free

It's been a long time now I'm
Huge as before
Just bring a big plate don't wait
I want some more