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Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Since I started, now I have to finish. More Beatle parodies.
It's been a long time now I'm
Under control
I've been a big guy that's why
I've got a goal

It's what makes me what I am
I'm a large and flabby man

I want a new me, fat free
Healthy and hale
And I will get there I swear
That I won't fail

It has always been with me
Soon my kneecaps I will see

I feel as though I'm made of dough
I think I weigh six hundred three
But I will skimp on breaded shrimp
And soon a blimp I will not be

It's been a long time now I'm
Thin as a rail
Been losing pounds fast I'm past
Sitting in jail

Oh that prison food is bad
I threw up more than I had

Though it's no fun I lost a ton
I think I weigh a hundred three
I think I could eat balsa wood
It tastes so good now that I'm free

It's been a long time now I'm
Huge as before
Just bring a big plate don't wait
I want some more

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Total Votes: 1

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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Fave bit: "But I will skimp On breaded shrimp And soon a blimp I will not be."
alvin rhodes - March 31, 2004 - Report this comment
funny one....5s
Phil Alexander - March 20, 2007 - Report this comment
You know when you get that "brilliant idea" that someone else got first...

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