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Song Parodies -> "Lovely Lita, Legal Aide"

Original Song Title:

"Lovely Rita"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Lovely Lita, Legal Aide"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

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Lovely Lita legal aide
Lovely Lita legal aide

Lovely Lita legal aide
Nothing can stop your lawsuits
When on a case you make sick of you
Standing by a court reporter
And a judge who's shouting "Order"
Looking up her precedents in every book

In a suit, she's cold and distant
But she's never more persistent
Than when she is working up a monetary plan

Lovely Lita legal aide
May I object overtly
When will your sentence make some sense to me?
Tried to throw her in the ocean
All she did was file a motion
Told her I would really like to see her in hell

Got the bill, I almost fainted
Guess I should get reacquainted
With a couple jobs giving me a blister or two

Oh, Lovely Lita, legal aide
I'd be so glad without you
Give me a break, make no mistake we're through
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