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Song Parodies -> "Happiness is a Good Dump"

Original Song Title:

"Happiness is a Warm Gun"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Happiness is a Good Dump"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Still yet more Beatles Did'em all.
She's not a girl who gripes a lot
do do do do do oh no
She's well acquainted with the touch
Of a chilly seat in dirty public rest-a-room
The girl has problem with regularity
Most every day
Sitting in the head while the other women
Stand outside and squirm
A vexed expression on her face as she tries
To complete her little task on time

I need Ex-lax it ain't going down
Down where relief's an explosive sound
I need Ex-lax it ain't going down

She sat in there and grunted some
She sat in there and grunted some
She sat in there and grunted some
She sat in there and grunted some

Happiness is a good dump
Happiness is a good dump
When I know the pressure's on
And I feel that happy excavation
I know nobody will hollar at the door
Happiness is a good dump
Yes it is

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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sydney - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
This was quite amusing and the pacing was good. You managed to convey the feeling of urgency in the song pretty well. Nice job.
Rick D - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
This, like many of my early entries, is the first comment. Thanks for perusing. I used to sing this "She's not a girl who pisses much...Or do do do do do do's oh yeah." However, before I started reading Guy and Malcolm, I thought it was a bit tasteless. Boy was I naive.
Paul Robinson - December 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Rick D - Not your best but not bad. I have to say I agree with the sentiments. You know, I worked at a place once where the owner had a timer on the light switch and put a nail in the wall at about...ummm...12 minutes, I think, so you couldn't set it any longer. Let me just say that based on real experience I've found that total darkness really ruins the ambience required to enjoy a good crap. Actually, I'm quite thankful for Guy & Malcolm (and any others) who are willing to soil the envelope with regard to taste. It allows me more latitude and less guilt when I'm pushing my own personal standards a bit.
Cat - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment
And here I was expecting the refrain "sh*t sh*t, poop poop" after each "good dump" line...
Tim Hall - April 13, 2009 - Report this comment
The OS was definitely Phil Spector's favorite Beatles tune, especially today.
malcolm higgins - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
thought it would be crap, but wrong well done!!

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