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Song Parodies -> "Ricky the Goon"

Original Song Title:

"Rocky Raccoon"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Ricky the Goon"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

More in a ridiculous attempt to parody EVERY SONG THE BEATLES WROTE! And post them here for posterior, er posterity! The commentary from you all is the fun part.
Now somewhere in the dark, dirty streets of Reseda
There lived an old nut named Ricky the Goon
And one day, his humor ran out on the printed page
Hit old Ricky in the ribcage, Ricky didn't write that
He said, "I'm gonna mock this group"
So one day he sat himself down
Cackling like a loon, wrote a little cartoon

Ricky the Goon checked off every tune
Each time he wrote a new parody
Ricky had wit and tried to use it
But only for Beatle songs cared he

His humor it seems was his only means
Of making his life have some meaning
He started to find a very warped mind
Toward which was already leaning

Now it was absurd, but he wrote down the words
But none of them ever got published
They offered no cash, and called his stuff trash
And threw all his poems in the rubblish

Now, the doctor proclaimed his mind has been maimed
And proceeded to have him committed
He said, "Rick, you make bad jokes"
And Ricky said "Doc, just look at my folks
And I will thank you, as soon as I'm admitted"

Now Ricky the goon sat back in his room
And found that his words were sarcastic
There is no real cure for his thoughts impure
Or a style that's described as bombastic

But now Ricky's found a match for his sound
A crazy but musical flutist
She laughed at his spoofs and took part in the goofs
And both of them think they're the cutest
http://home.comcast.net/~duncanoff/

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Claude Prez - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Pure rubblish. Kidding; I gave you fives but I'm quite certain the word there is "rubbish" and so I'm way smarter than you cause I pointed it out and so I get to briefly feel superior to somebody for once since I have no life so hahaha. (I hope it's obvious enough I'm making fun of the anal dickheads and not one of them)
Rick D - October 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Understood, Claude. This is one of the few "autobiographical" parodies I've done. I almost didn't put it on, but I decided we're all friends here. What the heck.
Phil Alexander - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Very cute... must admit, I can relate to this one ;-) And one of the more original rhymes for "parody"

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