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Song Parodies -> "Really Dig a Pony"

Original Song Title:

"Dig a Pony"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Really Dig a Pony"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

More in a ridiculous attempt to parody EVERY SONG THE BEATLES WROTE! And post them here for posterior, er posterity! The commentary from you all is the fun part.
I dig a pony
Well you can be celibate any time you want
Yes you can be celibate anytime you want
Oh now
I did a big hog
Well you can penetrate any swine you know
Yes you can penetrate any swine you know
I hold a doe
All I want is a ewe
Everything has got to be just like a farmhand do

I licked a hound dog
Well you can have a date with everything you see
Yes you can have a date with everything you see
Oh cow
I rode a donkey
Well you can initiate every lamb you know
Yes you can initiate every lamb you know
I hold a doe
All I want is a ewe
Everything has got to be just like a farmhand do

Ohh
I felt the goose down
Well you can bestiate any thing you have
Yes you can bestiate anything you have
Ohhh sow
I stuck a pitbull
Now they can amputate anything you have
Yes they did amputate everthing I had
Oh ouch
All I wanted was a screw
Nothing in this lousy barnyard seemed to get me through
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Steve Kalafut - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Eeewwww (or is that "ewe"?) bestiality! Yuck!
Peregrin - August 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Came here via the 'Random' feature, Rick. Good grief! "I stuck a pitbull"? No wonder we don't see you around anymore... Come back Rick, please.
Max Power - January 26, 2013 - Report this comment
There's still some Beatles song for you to work on, you must "Dig it", please dig it! Come back for a while and dig it!

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