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Song Parodies -> "Scrambled Eggs"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Scrambled Eggs"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

More in a ridiculous attempt to parody EVERY SONG THE BEATLES WROTE! And post them here for posterior, er posterity! The commentary from you all is the fun part. (I know there are 35 "Yesterdays") This was written in '95
Scrambled eggs
Ever look between a chicken's legs?
When you think of that the question begs
Oh who can eat
Those scrambled eggs?

Bacon strips
They are peeled from a piggy's hips
When you fry them all the grease just drips
Oh who can eat
Those bacon strips?

Why do people eat morning meals
That must be killed?
I say fill your gullet with plants
And I'll be thrilled

Breakfast steak
What a thing to nosh when you awake
Can't you think of something else to make?
Oh who can eat
A breakfast steak?

eeeeeeeu, scrambled eggs

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Wild Man - October 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Very simple, but an enjoyable read.
David Pratter - October 23, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm a vegetarian for humanity reasons, and I fully support this song - it has a valid point. However, I admit I do eat scrambled eggs, giving up eggs would be difficult for me, because they are a good source of protein. I don't eat bacon or steak though, it's more cruel to murder animals. Chickens don't die for eggs though, as long as they are not fertilized by a rooster.
Rick D - October 23, 2003 - Report this comment
If you're a vegetarian, you'll like "Yer Moos" 2 doors down.

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