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Song Parodies -> "Deliver Me a Valentine"

Original Song Title:

"One After 909"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Deliver Me a Valentine"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Continuing my complete butchery of my favorite band, I submit more parodies written around the time the Anthologies came out. I know there may be ideas similar to what's already here, but oh well. P.S.,I have new website under construction.
My baby says she's trying to deliver me a valentine
I said I never got it, the mail never comes on time
I told them once, I told them twice
But still my letter carrier don't want advice
I said I'm waiting to deliver me a valentine

I begged them at the office to check on their deliveries
But you don't fool around with those disgruntled employees
I asked them once, I asked them twice
But they closed the window and were not very nice
Still I'm waiting to deliver me a valentine

I checked the box
Run to the place now
Mailman said
You better shut your face now
I checked the box
Letters spill
And then I find
It's just a bunch of bills

My baby says she's trying to deliver me a valentine
If I don't get it, I think I'm gonna lose my mind
I looked for it once, looked till I'm blue
I guess that maybe I should send one to you
I still am waiting to deliver me a valen-
I still am waiting to deliver me a valen-
Forever waiting to deliver me a valentine

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