To make a coffee cup
I need Starbucks to be here

Here, more of them every year
Charging a price that is way above cost
Profits aren't lost
By anyone working there

There, popping up everywhere
No one is thinking, "why do we come here?"
There's no atmosphere
And good music is quite rare

I see them everywhere
All the coffee houses with
A corporate logo there
But they have no trouble
Filling every chair

Look at the lemmings in there
Each one believing that
Starbucks is chic
But it's pretty weak
But patrons don't seem to care

I swear they're everywhere
Here there and everywhere