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Song Parodies -> "A Blow Gun"

Original Song Title:

"For No One"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"A Blow Gun"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Continuing my complete butchery of my favorite band, I submit more parodies written around the time the Anthologies came out. I know there may be ideas similar to what's already here, but oh well. P.S.,I have new website under construction.
The day breaks, my mind aches
I found that every weapon that I tried
To snuff her hide did not erase her
I stalked her, I socked her
She laughed it off and said that
I was a big failure and I couldn't waste her

And in her taunts I was nothing
No competence or self-respect
Tried a blow gun
But I completely missed her neck

I shot her, I missed her
I tried a knife but only cut my arm
Did her no harm, she laughed for hours

And in her mind I am nothing
No tiny threat to her at all
Tried a blow gun
But only hit the bedroom wall

I poisened her yogurt
It didn't do a thing she belched aloud
And told me proud it was delicious
The day broke, my mind woke
I had an inspiration how to do her
In this time, the perfect crime
And get acquitted

And then her taunts I recorded
A million insults through the years
Tried a blow gun
And got a jury of my peers
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