Song Parodies -> No Three-ply

Original Song Title:	"No Reply"
Original Performer:	The Beatles

Parody Song Title:	"No Three-ply"
Parody Written by:	Rick Duncan

Continuing my complete butchery of my favorite band, I submit more parodies written around the time the Anthologies came out. I know there may be ideas similar to what's already here, but oh well. P.S.,I have new website under construction.

I sat there on the bowl
And looked down at the roll
No three-ply
I really hate to wipe
With any other type
Of tissue
I called the wife
I called the wife
I sent her to the store
To go and buy some more
For me

Since we lived in this place
I've never had to face
No three-ply
I never had a doubt
That we'd ever run out
Of paper
I almost cried
I almost cried
I'm sitting here unclean
With this dumb magazine
Just waiting

If I were her I'd realize that I
Will be mad if another brand she buys
She's gonna leave me high and dry
If she don't bring me back some good three-ply

She finally came home
I'm sleeping on the throne
No three-ply
She said that she forgot
And I'm still on the pot
With nothing
I called the wife
I called the wife
She left me out of luck
For on the seat I'm stuck
Forever

No three-ply
No three-ply

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Sam - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment

One of my favorites of yours! That reminds me. I must go to the store before it's too late!

Bob - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment

I liked this song

Carmen - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment

You can get three-ply toilet paper? Where?

Johnny D - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment

(ABC) Sounds like a job for Cap'n Tidy Bowl ... Arrrrh, matey, ye passed out in the head, three sheets to the wind, arrrrrh !

Adagio - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Hehehe....great imagery. :) (dried poop and all) 5's

Jeff Reuben - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Had to wipe the tears from my eyes =)

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment

(ABC) True genius. Loved the title and the rhymes, jokes and flow of the parody were all done beautifully. 'Take 3-fives'.

The Invincible - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment

Ahhh, toilet humor. Always good for a laugh. A little predictable at times, but overall was an impressive and insightful delve into the problem of...running out of toilet paper.

Phil Alexander - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment

I guess this means you've got a PC in your loo, if you're still sitting there and posting parodies...

Melhi - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment

N - Nice job!

Joelle - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment

LMBO!

Meriadoc - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment

(ABC) Have some 5-ply!

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Song Parodies -> No Three-ply

"No Reply"

The Beatles

"No Three-ply"

Rick Duncan

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