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Song Parodies -> "If I Bleed On Someone"

Original Song Title:

"If I Needed Someone"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"If I Bleed On Someone"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

A low-bitrate mp3 of the song can be found here.
If I bleed on someone I’ll have
More than worries you'd be thinking of
If I bleed on someone
Epidermis, if I do rend
Then suggest, the ambulance, they’ll send
If I bleed on someone

Haemophilia in play means
Life is not serene and bliss
‘Cos you see now clotting got rebuffed

Chromosome, it got recalled
Coagulation - there’s no guarantee
Yes! I’ll bleed on someone
Arghhh, arghhh, arghhh, arghhh

Contact sports, don’t play, ‘cos won’t mend
Needles - this I do not recommend
For I’ll bleed on someone

My romances love in vein then
My platelets have gone amiss
Now I’m seeing way too much of blood

Carve my thumb in dining hall
And surely 9-1-1 they’ll call for me
If I bleed on someone
Arghhh, arghhh

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 10

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adagio - July 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Good job! Being struck by nausea and thinking about all that blood doesn't help. :) 5's
Agrimorfee - July 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Bleedin' funny, even for a totally unfunny topic. 555
AFW - July 17, 2008 - Report this comment snags that rare and elusive butterfly that floats between serious and funny.
alvin - July 17, 2008 - Report this comment
i have laughter leaking out of me at an uncontrolable the contrast between your lyrics and the jaunty OS
John Barry - July 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Grade A Type A parody.
mandamoo - July 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Coagulations !

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