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Song Parodies -> "Pick In Her Eye"

Original Song Title:

"Ticket To Ride"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Pick In Her Eye"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

To wandlimb, whose one time fumbling of picks inspired this.

One day, she’s playin’ guitar
Then things, they decayed, yeah
An episode quite bizarre
Did happen her way

She’s got a pick in her eye
How did that pick, it arrive?
She’s got a pick in her eye
Yeah she got skewer’d

It’s said that living with the
San An-dreas fault, yeah
Will soon enough guarantee
A hell of a jolt

She got a pick in her eye
As all around her, stuff flied
She’s got a pick in her eye
From Richter-fare

All pointy ‘way from fret it did fly
And sought a wink slice
A plot to ret’na-cide-y
The floor it got to swaying awry
She paid a pick price
A blot on optom-etry

I think it’s lookin’ quite bad
In corneal way, yeah
The girl was striving for ‘rad’
When earth gave away, yeah

Owww! She's got a pick in her eye
She’s got a pick in her eye
She's got a pick in her eye
Op-tical scare!

One moment she was ridin’ so high
She played a lick, choice
Upon a new axe, ide’lly
Before refrain was searing too high
She caught a quake-wise
Garotte pupilec-tomy

She dreads that music’ly way
Mishap won’t allow yeah
Save play like clever Jose
Felicia-nooooow, yeah

‘Cus she got a pick in her eye
She’s got a pick in her eye
She’s got a pick in her eye
They’ll be no glare

Conjunctiv-y tear, occlarial scare
Ill-lensy affair, unsighful dispair,
Ungazeily air, a quavery stare...

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 12

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McKludge - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm sure she's fretting that pick-up her eye. This parody's a Humbucker!
alvin - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment
leave it to the hobbits to come up with a totally unique theme...extra points for "pupilectomy"
Ann Hammond - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment
he he he
Hope - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment
flick her in the eye then!!!!!
Guy - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Total blindNESS. I'm glad I kept an eye out for this one - such blinding wit, pace and humor. Eye witNESS a good parody here. Fine job you two hobbits. I'm looking at the optomotrist's eye chart and all I can make out is a 5 - like three of them.
wandlimb - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment
If thy pick offends thee, pluck it out! (at least, I did) Thanks for the parody, hobbitses. I think.
MasonR - May 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Eye liked this one!
mandamoo - May 20, 2008 - Report this comment
This brought a tear to my eye - yeah! Excellent word play. Geat job !

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