-> "Lumberjack Fighter"
Original Song Title:
"Paperback Writer"
Parody Song Title:
"Lumberjack Fighter"
The Lyrics
Lumberjack fighter!
(Lumberjack fighter)
I'll tell you, Doctor, why my leg is broke
It's not my fault, at lunch that I saw a bloke
His hand held a hatchet and his shirt was plaid
And before I knew, I was punchin'; I'm a lumberjack fighter
Lumberjack fighter!
It's a problem that I'll never understand
Pickin' fights with EV'ry wood choppin' man
On most occasions I'm a peaceful gal
But I lose my cool with Paul Bunyan; I'm a lumberjack fighter
Lumberjack fighter!
Lumberjack fighter!
(Lumberjack fighter)
Do you have a pill you could prescribe to me
To supress my urge to act vi'lently
I just lie in wait until they come along
And then get beat up, 'cause I'm not a real good lumberjack fighter
Lumberjack fighter!
First I kick their shins and then they punch my jaw
Try to stomp their toes, they just pull out a saw
When I call 'em "Buster" all they do is laugh
Then they break my back, don't know why I am a lumberjack fighter
Lumberjack fighter!
Lumberjack fighter!
(Lumberjack fighter)
Lumberjack fighter!
(Lumberjack fighter)
Lumberjack fighter!
(Lumberjack fighter)
Lumberjack fighter!
(Lumberjack fighter)
Lumberjack fighter!
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How Funny: | 5.0 | |
Overall Rating: | 5.0 | |
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Total Votes: | 12 |
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