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Song Parodies -> "Lumberjack Fighter"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Lumberjack Fighter"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

Lumberjack fighter!
(Lumberjack fighter)

I'll tell you, Doctor, why my leg is broke
It's not my fault, at lunch that I saw a bloke
His hand held a hatchet and his shirt was plaid
And before I knew, I was punchin'; I'm a lumberjack fighter

Lumberjack fighter!

It's a problem that I'll never understand
Pickin' fights with EV'ry wood choppin' man
On most occasions I'm a peaceful gal
But I lose my cool with Paul Bunyan; I'm a lumberjack fighter

Lumberjack fighter!

Lumberjack fighter!
(Lumberjack fighter)

Do you have a pill you could prescribe to me
To supress my urge to act vi'lently
I just lie in wait until they come along
And then get beat up, 'cause I'm not a real good lumberjack fighter

Lumberjack fighter!

First I kick their shins and then they punch my jaw
Try to stomp their toes, they just pull out a saw
When I call 'em "Buster" all they do is laugh
Then they break my back, don't know why I am a lumberjack fighter

Lumberjack fighter!

Lumberjack fighter!
(Lumberjack fighter)

Lumberjack fighter!
(Lumberjack fighter)
Lumberjack fighter!
(Lumberjack fighter)
Lumberjack fighter!
(Lumberjack fighter)
Lumberjack fighter!

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Charlie M - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Best I've seen on this site for ages, brilliant, 5's all round
Rick C - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
This felled me. :-) 555
John Barry - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
My, your "Lumberjack" is quite OK.
alvin - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
delightfully goofy...i don't think i could whip paul bunyan but i might be able to take the monty python guy
Paul Robinson - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
More than a fighting chance that this is quite funny. Nice job, you little elf, 5's ~ ~ ~
AFW - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Good parody, but I'm sure you could be a good lumberjack fighter, too..maybe you been fightin' too clean..fight dirtier
Matthias - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Now THAT'S a bad habit. Instant turn around time Arwen, Kudos for that alone if the whole rest of this parody wasn't so worthy!
Paul Warren - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm a Lumberjack and I'm okay!...
PMS - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
I wooden want to give you anything but fives
Red Ant - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
If Arwen falls in the forest and no one sees it, can we still laugh? =) Lemme spike you some 5s.
John Jenkins - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Very good title and parody.
Arwen - December 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Charlie...well THAT's saying something...thank you very much!
Arwen - December 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey!! How come none of my other thanks showed up? =( Here we go again...


Rick...hee hee...thanks a bunch!

John B...thanks...I'm glad you liked it. =)

Alvin...thanks! I think maybe if we work together we could take Paul out, though!

Paul...hey, thanks! I feel like I haven't seen you around here in ages. Probably because I haven't been around much...ooops!

AFW...ahhh...good sound advice...thanks!

Matty...thanks a ton. Not sure, though, if this will be my entry for the Decathlon. Admittedly, the parody was born from your assignment, but about 10 other ideas were born at the same time, and I'm trying to get them all out. I'll see how many I can complete (3 submitted so far) and then make my decision before the entry deadline...=)

Paul...seriously? Are you really? Because I actually kind of find lumberjacks to be manly and dreamy. I don't beat them ALL up...; ) Thanks!

PMS...hee hee...thanks very much!

Red Ant...of course you could laugh! I'd probably write a parody about the event for the whole of the site to enjoy...; ) Thanks!

John J...thanks!
Jeff Reuben - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
I always knew you had an axe to grind with those guys. Hilarious!
Ashkicksass - January 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh Buster, I can't say I blame you for wanting to get up close and personal with the lumberjack community, even if you are poking them in the eye!

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