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Song Parodies -> "Buy Me Shoes"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Do"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Buy Me Shoes"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Buy me some shoes
Manolos or Choos
No, Payless won't do
Oh plea-ee-ee-ease
Buy me shoes
Whoa-oh need you to

Buy me some shoes
Boots and sandals, too
Handmade in Peru
I ne-ee-ee-eed
Some new shoes
Whoa-oh, yes it's true

Purchase, my love
Suede pumps in blue
With matching gloves
Or else we're through!

Buy me some shoes
Pre-fer-ab-ly new
Swear I'll say 'Thank You'
Oh, gee-ee-ee-ee
Buy me shoes
Whoa-oh sev'ral hues

Buy me some shoes
I'd like a whole slew
Of flats in ecru
I love shoes
More than I love you
Yeah, more than you
Whoa-oh, I love shoes!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 18

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   17

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Rex - February 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Have you been channeling Imelda Marcos? You can follow up this one with (Don't You) Step on My Blue Suede Pumps. Hope you have plenty of closet space. Hope I stop rambling soon. Enjoyed this.
2Eagle - February 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Good use of that song - 5's.
Michael Pacholek - February 27, 2006 - Report this comment
She gonna get-get-get me drunk, love-drunk on her pumps, her pump her pump her pumps! Yeah, right, any man who tries to buy a woman shoes is in for a huge argument. So here's five gift cards, pick out ya own damn set o' kicks!
Larry Hensley - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice parody, 5's
PMS - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Three pair of size fives for you.
Ferragamo - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Love it ;) (By the way, this is the name I use on this site, even though I haven't made very many comments. I have mostly submitted things to the other sections of this site, like the "fun with band and song names" and "Real lyrics" sections. It's not intended as a pun, so don't get any ideas.) 5-5-5.
Jeff Reuben - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Did I like this song? Shoe betcha! (with apologies to Al Bundy).
Arwen - March 02, 2006 - Report this comment can ramble all you want, Mister...thanks very much!

2Eagle...thank you! It's actually pretty hard to do...the OS...I many "ooo" rhymes can a girl make?

Michael...oh you! Yes, I DO accept gift cards. And Visa and Mastercard, too. Thanks!

Larry...nice comment, thanks!


Ferragamo...ah ha! You don't need to explain yourself to me...thank you very much! And you are always welcome on my comment threads. And in my closet. And on my feet. =)

Jeff...=) Lovely...thanks!
Serafina - March 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Guess I missed another one of your great parodies while I was away... you did a fantastic job with it!! I enjoyed it very much! I go shopping for shoes quite often, so I own quite a few pairs...many of which are high heels (a pair of which i'm wearing right now!). Anyway, here's another perfect 5-5-5 vote for ya! =) You rule!
Ashkicksass - March 09, 2006 - Report this comment
One time I got mugged while out shopping and the bastard took my strappy sandals. They were my favorite pair! I got them half price at a sample sale. And I haven't been the same since. This parody is just shoe-pendous, and I love it!!!
Me - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I think I can fit another 5-5-5 vote into this one.
Arwen - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment

Ash...oh my gosh, that EXACT same thing happened to me one time!! What are the odds? And then, my friend came to pick me up and brought me a pair of HORRIBLE (and not to mention 2 sizes too big) sensible pumps to wear. It was horrifying.

Me...thanks a bunch!
Red Ant - August 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Imelda Marcos' theme song? Nah, a woman HAS to have her shoes! Great pacing (especially notating the carried syllables) and funny. 3 pairs of size 5s.

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