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Song Parodies -> "Little Doo Scoop"

Original Song Title:

"Little Deuce Coupe"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Little Doo Scoop"

Parody Written by:

Chuck A. Spear

The Lyrics

Well I'm not braggin' babe,
So don't put me down,
But I've got the biggest Saint Bernard in town,

When something comes out of him, it can make you cry,
When he drops a coil, it kills all the flies!

I use my little doo scoop,
To pick up his plop.

It didn't cost me too much,- about ten eighty-four,
And it picks up the shit off of the floor.

And if that ain't enough to make you flip-off a pig,
There's one more thing,
It's got the big turd caddy!

And comin' out the ass when the lawn turns green,
He's got the biggest turds I've ever seen.

They get pushed out of shape,
And they're not hard to smear,

When my dog drops logs
From his rear,

I use my little doo scoop,
To pick up his plop....

My little doo Scoop....
To pick up his plop.

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Steve K. - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Gone to the dogs, I see. Nice, except if it's a St. Bernard, you might need the larger model.
Icky Ticky Tavi - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Clever concept, but too gross. I always hear TOS like that, though.
Chuck A. Spear - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
My parody of Climax's "Precious And Few", titled "Niggers And Spics" is much better....but it doesn't appear that our host had the 'nads to publish it!
Poopie Longstocking - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
What a good doggie! This parody wins Poopie Longstocking's Best-In-Show, 5,5,5!
Hoof Hearted - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Shut up, PP Long Stroking. You are one crazy ass bitch who has a sick mind. Do you even know the original songs of most of the parodies you comment on?
Poopie Longstocking - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Chuck A. Spear, I know the music of the American group "Beach Boys", and I want to tell you, in this personal comment from me to you the author, that I believe you did a smashing job creating this parody. Thank you.
Hoof Hearted - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Okay, but how about some of the other original songs?

P.S. Say my name ten times fast.
Chuck A. Spear - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Pippy Longdroppings! You should check out www.poopreport.com!
Mr. Potty Mouth - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I always hear TOS like that too! But like Icky said, it is too gross.

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