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Song Parodies -> "Tons Tons Tons"

Original Song Title:

"Fun Fun Fun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Tons Tons Tons"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

well, she got her fat and lard
cause its true, she's a hamburger fan, now
seems she's distraught and pigged out and made merry
at the white castle stand, now
and with her jeans buttons blastin'
starts chewin' just as fast as she can, now

and she'll eat tons tons tons
till she's fatter than a teen girl should weigh
(tons tons tons, till she's fatter than a teen girl should weigh)

well, the boys can't stand her
cause her bod is so wide in the waist, now
(she's wide in the waist, now...she's wide in the waist)
her weight is nearly five-hundred
looks like she's been out feedin' her face, now
(she's feedin' her face, now...she's feedin' her face)
a lotta fries wiped in ketchup
and she eats them at a startlin' pace, now
(a startlin' pace, now...a startlin' pace)

and she'll eat tons tons tons
till she's fatter than a teen girl should weigh
(tons tons tons, till she's fatter than a teen girl should weigh)

well, she knew all along
that the fat would make her thighs go zoom, now
(they're double in size, now...they're double in size)
and since she's got that cottage cheese
she's been thinkin' that her buns will mushroom, now
(she shouldn't have pie, now...she shouldn't have pie)
but she won't live too long, you see
cause she's got a gut about to boom, now
(there's trouble inside, now...there's trouble inside)

and she'll eat tons tons tons
till she's fatter than a teen girl should weigh
(tons tons tons, till she's fatter than a teen girl should weigh)
and she'll eat tons tons tons
till she's fatter than a teen girl should weigh
(tons tons tons, till she's fatter than a teen girl should weigh)
(tons tons tons, till she's fatter than a teen girl should weigh)
(tons tons tons, till she's fatter than a teen girl should weigh)
(tons tons tons, till she's fatter than a teen girl should weigh)
(tons tons tons, till she's fatter than a teen girl should weigh)
(tons tons tons, till she's fatter than a teen girl should weigh)
(tons tons tons, till she's fatter than a teen girl should weigh

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 13

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Royce Miller - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks for the laughs, Alvin
Jeff Reuben - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
this went over big with me
John Barry - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job on a classic.
Kirstie Allie....not Mc Beal - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Fat is where it's at...size 555 for me
alvin rhodes - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks all for taking a look
Michael Pacholek - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
"Made Merry at the White Castle stand, now"? I knew Pippin was a pervert, but...
Stuart McArthur - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
I loved the syllable rhyming of the first 2 chorus lines, alvin - and the backing vocals in brackets - very amusing - 555
Kristof Robertson - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
I shouldn't have enjoyed this as much as I did...:-) 555
alvin rhodes - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks michael, stuart and kristof
Meriadoc - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Good parody Alvin!

Pach: Nah...there was no place to plug in the DVD and watch the doggie porn....
Peregrin - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one Alvin. Pach, I resemble that comment!
Serafina - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Very creative and well written, Alvin. I loved it. 5-5-5
who cares what my name is - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
How could anybody vote straight ones on this? The pacing was excellent! And the content was good too.
Leo Jay - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
This is hilarious! And masterfully crafted, as always. I love your creative backing vocals and the food wordplay with cottage cheese/buns/mushrooms. Very clever.

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