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Song Parodies -> "Good Vibrations, Attorney at Law"

Original Song Title:

"Good Vibrations"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Good Vibrations, Attorney at Law"

Parody Written by:

Mari Aranoff

The Lyrics

Yesterday, I was the recipient of a lame (but well-crafted) practical joke involving an e-mail from a so-called attorney. At first it looked real (and a bit scary), until I went online and looked up the phone number of the "attorney," only to find that it was actually a number for Good Vibrations, a shop that sells sex toys and other accessories. I got to thinking "Gee, what if that lawyer's office really WAS at Good Vibrations?" This one is dedicated to Joel Abrams and Mark Greenberg.
Ah, I love the teddies and toys they sell
All the lotions, lubes, and every kind of gel
And... they have another fringe benefit
For the man on the top floor knows his torts well

My lawyer's at Good Vibrations
And doing hot litigations
He studies the implications
(Ooh, ahh, ahh! Implications)
Watch the cross-examinations)
(Ooh, ahh, ex...aminations)
Good good good good vibrations
(Ooh, ahh, ahh)
Objecting to allegations
(Ooh, ahh, ahh, allegations)
Good good good good vibrations
(Ooh, ahh, ahh)
Denying ramifications
(Oooooohhhhh, ahhhhhhh, ram...ifications)

When you're there, edible briefs you'll find
Cases that I know he will not mind
Evidence holes that make
Crotchless panties seem small in their wake

My lawyer's at Good Vibrations
He's forming his stipulations
Among all the lubrications
(Hum hum hum, lubrications)
He's giving good consultations
(Rrh, unh! Unh! Consultations!)
Good good good good vibrations
(Whoa, whoa, whoa!)
Interprets the legislations
(Ex parte legislations)
Good good good good vibrations
(Oh, baby!)
Providing me exculpation
(At-issue exculpation)

(Arrrrrhhhhhhh!)
(Ahh, ahh, ahh-judication)
Advice and handcuffs are there to share
(Oh my, my domination!)
Rope and twine extrications
(Oh, my, my, what!?!)

'Tween the triple x's
He helps with lawsuits in Texas*
'Tween the triple x's
He helps with lawsuits in Texas
'Tween the triple x's
He helps with lawsuits in Tex...

Oooooaaaaeeeerrrrrggggh!
Good good good good vibrations...
*Believe it or not, it is illegal to sell vibrators in Texas, (and other states) with a possible fine as high as $10,000.

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Dee Range - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Mari, this is fabulous. High 5's
Ravyn Rant - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmmm...next time I drop in for some "kiss of mints" I'll have to look for the lawyer. I'm handing out 5s like subpoenas this morning!
Johnny D - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
555 cycles-per-second (woooOOO!!), and a similar store in Brookline Massachusetts is called "Grand Opening".
alvin rhodes - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
i'm vibrating with laughter
Know 1 can hear you dream - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I´m guessing it´s not Ally McBeal.
Mari D - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, y'all! This one was a lot of fun to write, and even more fun to deliver!
2nz - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice one Mari. I diggin this law creation.
Ingeborg S. Nordén - September 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank the gods for a little PG-13 humor...and for being able to get a great parody out of a potentially embarrassing practical joke. Fives all round from me!

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