Ah, I love the teddies and toys they sell
All the lotions, lubes, and every kind of gel
And... they have another fringe benefit
For the man on the top floor knows his torts well

My lawyer's at Good Vibrations
And doing hot litigations
He studies the implications
(Ooh, ahh, ahh! Implications)
Watch the cross-examinations)
(Ooh, ahh, ex...aminations)
Good good good good vibrations
(Ooh, ahh, ahh)
Objecting to allegations
(Ooh, ahh, ahh, allegations)
Good good good good vibrations
(Ooh, ahh, ahh)
Denying ramifications
(Oooooohhhhh, ahhhhhhh, ram...ifications)

When you're there, edible briefs you'll find
Cases that I know he will not mind
Evidence holes that make
Crotchless panties seem small in their wake

My lawyer's at Good Vibrations
He's forming his stipulations
Among all the lubrications
(Hum hum hum, lubrications)
He's giving good consultations
(Rrh, unh! Unh! Consultations!)
Good good good good vibrations
(Whoa, whoa, whoa!)
Interprets the legislations
(Ex parte legislations)
Good good good good vibrations
(Oh, baby!)
Providing me exculpation
(At-issue exculpation)

(Arrrrrhhhhhhh!)
(Ahh, ahh, ahh-judication)
Advice and handcuffs are there to share
(Oh my, my domination!)
Rope and twine extrications
(Oh, my, my, what!?!)

'Tween the triple x's
He helps with lawsuits in Texas*
'Tween the triple x's
He helps with lawsuits in Texas
'Tween the triple x's
He helps with lawsuits in Tex...

Oooooaaaaeeeerrrrrggggh!
Good good good good vibrations...