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Song Parodies -> "409"

Original Song Title:

"409"

Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"409"

Parody Written by:

South Park Al

The Lyrics

big boned kind...i'm 409
big boned kind...i'm 409...i'm 4...0...9

well, i ain't too skinny, but that ain't no crime
(beefin' up...beefin' up...409)
that's because i pig out all the time
(beefin' up...beefin' up...409)
and finally i reached my goal of 409 (409...409)

beefin' up...beefin' up...beefin' up...409
beefin' up...409...beefin' up...409...beefin' up...uh oh
stomach is stretchin'....don't i look fetchin'...409...409

ooh...beefin' up...beefin up...ooh...beefin' up beefin' up
ooh...beefin' up...beefin up...ooh...beefin' up beefin' up

i won't get my figure back, no, not this time
(beefin' up...beefin' up...409)
i cannot believe how fast it climbed
(beefin' up...beefin' up...409)
my big ol' fat bod...satisfied at 409..(409...409)

beefin' up...beefin' up...beefin' up...409
beefin' up...409...beefin' up...409...beefin' up...uh oh
stomach is stretchin'....don't i look fetchin'
409...409...409...409...409...409

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 5

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mac - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL!
John Barry - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
5s for 409.
Deniise - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny. Whoa, you just hit 555!
south park al - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks for takin' a look

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