Song Parodies -> I'm Big Around

Original Song Title:	"I Get Around"
Original Performer:	The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:	"I'm Big Around"
Parody Written by:	Rod Worden

Not me, man! But, hmmn.. maybe with a little extra effort..

Round, round, big around
I'm big around!
Yeahhh!
Big around, round, round, I wolf it down,

I'm big around!
Big around, huge, man-titties astound
...Big man in townnn...
Big around, round, my weight shakes the ground
...I Gotta great big headdd...
(Big around, loud, long, barrel fart sound..)
...I'm eatin' lots-a breaddd...
Big around, round, round, I'm big around

I'm gettin' bummed looking for big pants that never fit
I Gotta get massive sizes so the ass don't split

(-- guitar riff --)

My buddies shun me, I'm gettin way too big
Yeah, the buf-fets fear me 'cause I eat like a pig

I'm big around!
Big around, round, now, I wear a gown
...Crashed through the floorrr...
Big around, round, round, flailing around
...I need a cast iron beddd...
Big around, round, round, siesta bound
...My butt cheeks really spreaddd...
Big around, round, round, laying around

I'm big around!
Round
Big around, round, round-- oooo!!

(Woof!!) wa ooo!
(Scarf!!) wa ooo!
(Cram!!) wa ooo, oooo!

I always take the bus cause my car is so beat
And I grab a wide seat, what a great place to eat

(-- guitar riff again --)

Can't seem to sit too steady when I'm cartin' nine pies
Along with several Big Macs and super-sized fries

I'm big around!
Big around, round, lil' pecker not found
...Waist size confounnnds...
Big around, round, more gravy inbound
...I'm a nut case gluttt...
Big around, brown, log turdies profound
...I've got the biggest buttt!
Big around, round, round, I'm big around

I'm big around!
Round
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Round, round, big around
I'm big around!
Yeahhh!
Big around, round, round, I'm big around
Big around, round, round, I'm big around
Wah wa ooo!!
(Repeat refrain, along with ooos and ahhs, until puking commences)

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Arwen - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment

"Man-titties!" LOL!!! Such a deal breaker for me... Great work, Rod! 555...

Johnny D - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Hmm, I resemble these parody-remarks a wee bit more than I'd like to. 5's anyway. Phat parody, Rodmeister.

Arwen - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment

It makes me want to add another verse to my "Arwen's Theme" parody..."When I get stuck out with a guy who's got man-titties..." =)

Kristof Robertson - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment

There's nothin' better than a BB's song given a good working over...top effort, Rod 555

Rod - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Arwen, Johnny, and Kristof. And thanks also to whoever gave me the two ones and didn't bother to reveal her/him self. Do you have some weight issues? If so, I'm sorry if I offended you. I have a very good friend who must weigh 350 or better and struggles to keep it off. But he's bright, extremely funny, and can laugh at himself. We've ALL got warts.

Sprout - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Shouldn't the title of this song be "Michael Moore's Lament"

Rod - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Hi, Sprout, got a chuckle from that! But I'll tell you --and believe me, I'm no Kerry fan, either-- , F 9/11 is a helluva show. Very thought-provoking and gutsy. Even the most ardent conservative cannot ignore the interweaving relationships of the House of Saud, The Carlyle Group, Haliburton, and King George & his Administration. Returning to Kerry, he's a (Yale) Skull & Bones guy, just like Bush (and hundreds of other high office pols and captains of business), so same-o, same-o, basically, irregardless of who wins. Americans need to wake up and realize that war is, and almost always has been, about CONTROL--of PEOPLE, and of RESOURCES.

alvin rhodes - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment

nice pacing ...fun to sing along with

Rick D - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment

You going to be in Placerville soon? We are.

Rod - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment

You guys have a gig there?

mac - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Massively good. 5-5-5

Rick D - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment

No -visiting friends El Dorado county --maybe Tahoe if time.

Rod Worden - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Alvin and Mac! This was a 'lite' look at a 'heavy' subject, and I think I may have (unintentionally) offended some folks. Pardon the pun, but my gut warned me about this one! Thanks again for your comments.

Rod - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Rick: Would be fun to hook up if you have the time! Only near term thing on our calendar is the annual CA Worldfest (music festival) 7-17/18 in Grass Valley. It's always a hoot, and Tommy Emmanuel is back again to amaze us. Give me a call when you figure out what your plans are.

Troy - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha all 5's mate, I pissed myself laughing. Especially loved the bits "(Big around, loud, long, barrel fart sound..)", "I'm gettin' bummed looking for big pants that never fit I Gotta get massive sizes so the ass don't split", "I always take the bus cause my car is so beat And I grab a wide seat, what a great place to eat" and "Big around, brown, log turdies profound". TOP QUALITY STUFF MATE!!!!

Rod - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Troy! What's up/down/under?

Serafina - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Nice job, Rod. I give it 5-5-5.

Rod - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Hi, Serafina, thanks for stopping by!

Leo Jay - March 26, 2005 - Report this comment

Funny stuff.

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Song Parodies -> I'm Big Around

"I Get Around"

The Beach Boys

"I'm Big Around"

Rod Worden

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