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Song Parodies -> "Little Loose Tooth"

Original Song Title:

"Little Deuce Coupe"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Little Loose Tooth"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

A song aobut loose teeth
Little loose tooth
You don't know where youre lost
Little loose tooth
You don't know where youre lost

Well I'm not braggin' at all for any golden crown
Ive flossed and flossed before, and the last thing I need's a crown
When I was little, I would yank and yank as hard I could try
If I pulled it out, then id grown one back, all of them I flossed
Lost my little loose tooth
You don't know where youre lost
Lost my little loose tooth
You don't know where youre lost

Just a little loose tooth, not from a drill
I put it on my pillow, then from the tooth fairy, got a dollar bill
Yes, Ive survived, from those teeth I pryed, never cried
But I don't collect them at all, I could count spit bubbles if bored
Lost my little loose tooth
You don't know where youre lost
Lost my little loose tooth
You don't know where youre lost

Its lost somewhere, maybe in a dumpster or a pillow
Or a purse or maybe a plant, or maybe a tree of willow
And if that aint enough to get my loose tooth hid
There's one more thing, I got the slime spit yucky

And pullin' off the tooth when its feelin' loose
Well I yank 'em outta the mouth, not like a caboose
They get pulled out my mouth and I have a gap
Hope I never get one in my ears

Lost my little loose tooth
You don't know where youre lost
Lost my little loose tooth
You don't know where youre lost
Lost my little loose tooth
You don't know where youre lost
Lost my little loose tooth
You don't know where youre lost
Lost my little loose tooth
You don't know where youre lost
2004 Jack Wilson

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alvin rhodes - May 09, 2004 - Report this comment
delightfully goofy
Michael Pacholek - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Fours, plus a bonus point for sympathy: See "Tooth Bitin' Decay."

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