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Song Parodies -> "Help me Wanda"

Original Song Title:

"Help me Rhonda"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Help me Wanda"

Parody Written by:

Matt

The Lyrics

This is a song I wrote for my Grandfather to sing if her ever fell in the toliet. It's about him needing my grandmother, named Wanda, to come and help him out.
Well since you went to town I've been here sittin' on the head
I went to take a mess but i fell in instead

I tried to call you several times
I've been in here a real long time
You need to help me Wanda,
Help me get out of the john

Help me Wanda
Help, help me Wanda
Help me Wanda
Help, help me Wanda
Help me Wanda
Help, help me Wanda
Help me Wanda
Help, help me Wanda
Help me Wanda
Help, help me Wanda
Help me Wanda
Help, help me Wanda
Help me Wanda yeah
Get me out of the john

You've helped all the times
That I fell in the can

But now your gone to town and I'm
caught in here up to my pants


Well, you've been gone so long a time
If i don't get out soon I'll cry
You gotta help me Wanda
Help me get out of the john

Help me Wanda
Help, help me Wanda
Help me Wanda
Help, help me Wanda
Help me Wanda
Help, help me Wanda
Help me Wanda
Help, help me Wanda
Help me Wanda
Help, help me Wanda
Help me Wanda
Help, help me Wanda
Help me Wanda yeah
Get get me out of the john

Help me Wanda
Help, help me Wanda
Help me Wanda
Help, help me Wanda
Help me Wanda
Help, help me Wanda
Help me Wanda
Help, help me Wanda
Help me Wanda
Help, help me Wanda
Help me Wanda
Help, help me Wanda
Help me Wanda yeah
Get me out of the john

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Guy - March 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Cute.

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