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Song Parodies -> "Mister Saint Nick"

Original Song Title:

"Little Deuce Coupe"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Mister Saint Nick"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

This is my Christmas time parody.
Mister Saint Nick,
Do you know what I want?
Mister Saint Nick,
Do you know what I want?

Well I'm waiting in line to see Santa Claus,
Cause I've been the best kid without any flaws.
Well, Saint Nick askes me to tell him what he knows.
But since he's Santa Claus, that tubby guy oughta know.
Hey ole' Mister Saint Nick,
Do you know what I want?
(Hey ole' Mister Saint Nick)
(Do you know what I want?)

I talked to Saint Nick with a gigantic list,
Of all the things I want or need (for) this coming Christmas.
He's portly and jolly and he's delivering toys.
He'll spend the year building 'em for girls and boys.
Hey ole' Mister Saint Nick,
Do you know what I want?
(Hey ole' Mister Saint Nick)
(Do you know what I want?)

I want a football jacket from the Chicago Bears,
Or a semi-automatic gun loaded this year.
And if that ain't enough to make you flip your tube,
There's one more thing, I want a Gamecube, Santa.

It's almost Christmas time, I'll check my stockings.
If he cannot deliver then he can sure give me green.
Saint Nick is out of shape, so is his reindeer,
Now he needs a sleigh tht has four gears.

Hey ole' Mister Saint Nick,
Do you know what I want?
(Hey Mister Saint Nick)
(Do you know what I want?)
Hey ole' Mister Saint Nick,
Do you know what I want?
(Hey Mister Saint Nick)
(Do you know what I want?)
Hey ole' Mister Saint Nick,
Do you know what I want?

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Johnny D - December 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Cute parody of a song from my generation!
Michael Pacholek - December 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Groovy! And since the Beach Boys still have some Christmas songs on the radio, this was wholly appropriate! I love how they have "Little Saint Nick" treating his sleigh like a hot rod!

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