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Song Parodies -> "Merry Headloss Baby"

Original Song Title:

"Merry Christmas Baby "

Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Merry Headloss Baby"

Parody Written by:

grin reaper

The Lyrics

Way more then just told me
She can't stand to hold me or kiss my lips anymore

Could have just left me
Or simply upset me now what to do now?

L maybe she don't love me
And was not thinkin' of me but why not just kick me in the rear Do you have any clue?
Now know I wont miss her
And don't want to kiss her my lust from blood drips Merry headloss baby
Merry headloss baby Merry headloss baby
( music- and1 and2 and3 and4)
Tell me what I did
To really convince you that I need to die all the more
I do not have a clue Took back my ring now
Or did anything now but why be head me?

May made a mistake but
Well now I cant wake up or ever mend unsound anymore
Cant do a thing for you On saddle I get up
Never liked your make up too much on you lips .
Merry headloss baby Merry headloss baby
Merry headloss baby Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew Ew ew ( music- and1 and2 and3 and4)

May made some mistakes yup
Never liked your make up now never mend unsound anymore
Do do now I can't do Now up on my horse yup
You've no time it's all up and off with some whips
Merry headloss baby
Merry headloss baby Merry headloss baby

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