-> "The Beach Boys Tribute Moby Dick"
Original Song Title:
"Sloop John B & Wendy"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Beach Boys Tribute Moby Dick"
The Lyrics
We went out to kill Moby
My crazed captain and me
Around the whole damn globe we did roam
Prepping all night
Attacked at first light
Well, the Pequod's broke up
I wanna go home
So hoist down the harpoon boats
See how the white whale acts
Gawk at the captain in horror, let me go home
I wanna go home
Why dont you let me go home
Oh, the Pequod's broke up
I wanna go home
Well, the first mate he got tossed
Our whaling profits are lost
A coffin it did pop up; ride it away
Spearman Dagoo
Why dint you run his ass through, yeah, yeah
Well the Pequod's broke up
I'll never get home
So check out the Pequod's sail
See how the main mast fell
Stove in by Moby starboard, let me go home
Let me go home (let me go home)
I wanna go home (let me go home)
Why dont you let me go home
Oh, the Pequod's broke up
I'll never get home
The creature he kept it real
And slammed into Pequod's keel
Then he went and smashed up all of our boats
Let me go home
How will I ever get home
This is the worst hunt, I've ever been on
So look for the Rachel's sail
See if her Captain forgives
Although the Pequod's abhorred, let me go home
I wanna go home (let me go home)
When will I ever get home
(And now for something completely different)
Ahab, Ahab what went wrong (Oh, so wrong)
You stalked the white whale for too long
I never thought a guy could cry
Then I saw you lashed to Moby's side
Oh, Ahab, should have left him alone (You're so mad)
Ahab, Ahab, dont lose your head
Stop now before we all wind up dead
I cant see why you're stalking him
It wont bring back your missing limb
Oh Ahab, Ahab leave him alone
(You're so mad)
Ahab, you shouldn't obsess like that
Moby can swat us all down like gnats (that ain't no bull)
The furthest thing from my mind
Was to see us all dumped in brine
Cause Ahab, wouldn't leave it alone
Ahab, Ahab, leave him alone (You're so mad)
Ahab, Ahab, leave him alone (You're so mad)
(And now, for one last effort to complete the trilogy, for what is a trilogy without its three parts ... from Help me Rhonda)
Well since he lost his leg ol' Ahab's goin' out of his mind
He stalks the deck at night, his wood peg just thumping time
Oh Starbuck, he's lost his mind
And we're hoping you'll grow a spine
And you will help us Starbuck
Help to get us out of this hunt
Oh, help us Starbuck, help help us Starbuck
Help us Starbuck, help help us Starbuck
Help us Starbuck, help help us Starbuck
Help us Starbuck, help help us Starbuck
Help us Starbuck, help help us Starbuck
Help us Starbuck, help help us Starbuck
Help us Starbuck, help help us Starbuck
Help us Starbuck Yeah!
Get us out of this hunt
We were gonna harvest oil and all of us would get a fee
But we let our unhinged captain lose his reason
And now our boat's debris
Oh Starbuck this aint no lie
If we press on, we're all gonna die
So wont you, help us Starbuck
Help to get us out of this hunt
Oh help us Starbuck, help help us Starbuck
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(hey, my back's killing me, cut me some slack)
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Help us Starbuck, help help us Starbuck
Help us Starbuck, yeah
Get us out of this hunt
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